Tropical resort tickling fantasy: which would you choose?

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Scenario
Imagine you had the opportunity to take a tropical tickle fantasy vacation, where you could spend four days at an island resort populated with "hosts," which would include attractive, beautiful 'lees, 'lers, or switches of your preferred age and orientation. Think HBO's Westworld but the hosts are human, and are there for your tickling pleasure. They would wear swimsuits and other revealing clothing and just lounge around relaxing--or frolic about tickling each other--when they're not showering you with attention and affection. The rules would be like Max Speer's Kittletown, where you could tickle the 'lees any time you wanted, within reason. The 'lees would be hand-picked (literally) for ticklishness, agreeableness, and submissiveness, and the 'lers would be skilled and creative. All hosts' feet would be pampered and pedicured. All your needs would be taken care of (meals included, of course) and you wouldn't have to worry about impressing anyone or being rejected. You would have a luxury suite or free-standing villa for private play, and you could freely have sessions with multiple 'lers and/or 'lees at once. Rope bondage experts would be available to assist you in restraining your 'lees or being safely and securely restrained yourself. An array of costumes (cheerleader, schoolgirl, police officer, nurse, doctor, etc.) would be available for role play. Events would include tickling games, a sexy yacht cruise, and a tickle pageant where you get to be a judge. There would be others of your orientation there, but there would be more than enough hosts available for everyone to have a good time, all the time.

Let's say, hypothetically, there were an opportunity like this at a real tropical island resort open to the public. In the real world, nothing is perfect, but you can try to get as close as possible. So if you had to choose one of these three options, which would you go for and why?

Option 1
Pros

• Huge, luxurious suites (including very nice bathrooms)
• Beds with good flexibility with under-bed access and slats for bondage equipment
• 24-hour room service available
• On-site and in-room pedicures
• Convenient beach access
• Area where you'd be staying is quiet and away from crowds

Cons

• You may or may not get a private villa (limited number available)
• Poor soundproofing
• No private pool for yourself and play partners
• Mediocre food quality (not bad but not great compared to the other options)

Option 2
Pros

• Private villas including a private pool for your own personal use, with excellent soundproofing
• Luxurious five-star facilities with air-conditioned lounge areas
• Private function room for meals with other tickling guests and events including the pageant
• Microwave ovens in each villa
• Open bar/happy hour available (NEST attendees from 10-15 years ago will remember this fondly)
• Good food with a nice variety of cuisines
• Other entertainment options within walking distance of the resort

Cons

• Mediocre beds (not as comfortable as you'd expect from a five-star hotel, and the base goes straight from the mattress to the floor, not allowing under-bed access)
• No pedicures onsite (although we might be able to bring someone in)
• Family-oriented resort with a lot of kids around in public areas (although not right around the villa you'd be staying in)

Option 3
Pros

• All participants can occupy one or two buildings
• High-quality, four-poster beds in each room
• Nice ballroom for pageant
• On-site nightclub-like lounge with bar for the tickling group's exclusive use
• Excellent food (variety and quality)
• 24-hour room service
• Onsite pedicures
• Large resort with wide variety of activities

Cons

• No private villas
• No private pools (if you're swimming a lot of people can see you)
• Doors to the best rooms open to highly trafficked public areas
• Smaller, less luxurious rooms
• Noise likely needs to be kept down

Please vote, and your input is welcome!