Who do you know has the worst smelling flatulence?

[maniactickler]

I cant even describe what i just released from my rectum. thank god noone is within 100 feet of me.

 

[maniactickler]

Just thought id let everyone know i went a full day with no methane releases.

 

[amk714]

Saving up your gas, are you?

 

[maniactickler]

Saving up your gas, are you?

No intentionally. but when she does blow, hold onto your hats and batten down the hatches!

 

[amk714]

Thanks for the warning, Maniac.

 

[maniactickler]

Sorry for the delay. hasnt been much action since i started eating a bit healthier. but i still blasted a few today. im back!

 

[maniactickler]

Ok, this may be too graphic for younger readers. i just cut loose with an intense barrage of releases, resulting in the immediate disposal of a pair of underwear. this is a rare event. just wanted you all to be a part of it.

 

[kered]

I'm just glad you lived through it.

 

[Mitchell]

Before it started making me so sick that I couldnt eat there anymore, one place that I used to love was guaranteed to make me fart. Burger King. Any time I ate one of their chicken sandwiches, I would be blowing all day. In 2001, I had lunch there one day, and got sick to my stomach. I havent been back since, and it's been over four years.
For me, a visit to Burger King used to be a guarantee of a day where I would have a lot of gas.

Mitch

 

[Butterfly wings]

This stinky thread is still going?

You sick mother f*ckers

 

[maniactickler]

This stinky thread is still going?

You sick mother f*ckers

This thread will never die!

 

[maniactickler]

Before it started making me so sick that I couldnt eat there anymore, one place that I used to love was guaranteed to make me fart. Burger King. Any time I ate one of their chicken sandwiches, I would be blowing all day. In 2001, I had lunch there one day, and got sick to my stomach. I havent been back since, and it's been over four years.
For me, a visit to Burger King used to be a guarantee of a day where I would have a lot of gas.

Mitch

Ive found that fast food places tend to make my intestinal juices boil. which of course leads to major eruptions. hmm...i think im heading to McDonalds right now.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I find you championing the longevity of this thread, Maniac, to be totally within character, and thus expected...given that what you contribute to the discourse here quite resembles flatulence of a grand scale.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

my dad f*rted and their smoke alarm went off

Lol, this cracked me up. LMAO. But yeah, this thread is a little... umm... quirky... but whatever... if you wanna talk about farts then so be it... *walks off muttering*

 

[maniactickler]

Lol, this cracked me up. LMAO. But yeah, this thread is a little... umm... quirky... but whatever... if you wanna talk about farts then so be it... *walks off muttering*

Please dont put down a human beings natural body function. i consider this function a symphony to the ears!

 

[isabeau]

I find you championing the longevity of this thread, Maniac, to be totally within character, and thus expected...given that what you contribute to the discourse here quite resembles flatulence of a grand scale.

lmao

isabeau

 

[maniactickler]

lmao

isabeau

Isabeau, i knew you couldnt resist posting on this thread. good to have you here.

 

[maniactickler]

Yep, just when you thought it was over. i just had a release that would melt plastic. thank god noone lit a match!

 

[maniactickler]

Had some seriously major releases today at work. good thing noone was around. i think its those lean cuisine pizzas ive been eating. think ill buy some more.

 

[maniactickler]

Just a few minor releases today. nothing even worth posting.

 

[isabeau]

Just a few minor releases today. nothing even worth posting.

grrr go away you......

isabeau

 

[maniactickler]

grrr go away you......

isabeau

Thanks for replying and keeping this thread alive.

 

[maniactickler]

Let loose with some major silent killers. its the chinese food i had for sure.

 

[maniactickler]

I went a whole day without a hint of gas. this is a first!

 

[TicklishLurker]

Hmmmm - out of those I actually know, I'd say a tie between my dog and my dad, now - it was my brother Todd before he chose to get off the booze & drugs. Alcoholic farts are not fun to smell. Especially if they've been on a bender.