Write a story for Venray

[BrightEyes1082]

I want to bring Ray a book when Lee and I visit him next weekend. So I'll start it, and you continue until it's time for me to go.

Please include a picture with your text. It can be any funny pic, a lolcat, a fail pic, whatever. Bonus points if your text is in lolcat. I haven't decided if the entire story will be in lolcat, so I may translate your plain text into lolcat speak. TBD.



Once upon a time, there was a lolray. He loved teh lolcats. Lolz.

 

[BrightEyes1082]

and everybody failed at helping to write the story!!!

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[kered]

.....And he loved the lolcats so much that he would put on his most menacing outfit when it was his turn to protect them..............

 

[Snail Shell]

One day, while he was away, an evil creature crawled out of the Pit of Fail to eat the lolcats.

Snail Shell

 

[KrazieDog]

Lolcats EVERYWHERE were frightened into hiding to avoid this horrible beast, and some even went incognito "cuz dey hadds a skare".

 

[kered]

LolRay, sensing the danger of the hideous best, used his Dick Tracy two-way communicator wrist watch to summon his most staunchest allies for battle.


But would they be enough?

 

[KrazieDog]

Lolcat army responded to the call as well, summoning large numbers, including the single most deadly animal in the LOL-a-verse, "Hitman Monkey"!!

 

[kered]

Even the most seasoned veterans of the LOLcat Delta Force were shaken by news of this terrible monster!

 

[JPie1]

lolcats everywhere were in panic

 

[JPie1]

lolcats wanted to take comfort in their protector

 

[kered]

Yet a few of the bravest LOLcats Gathered together their finest warriors......

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Meanwhile, the loldogs rejoiced in the lolcats' misery.

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[JPie1]

but you have your tender loving loldogs like Rob that took pity on the lolcats

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Rob gladly donated some of his wieners to feed the army.

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[kered]

The LOLcats brought everything to bear into the battle for their very existance. Even the Mighty DeathCat arrived from his mountain lair.

 

[JPie1]

but loldogs like Ray sometimes don't make the best army material as they are easily distracted

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Other loldogs stepped up to the plate and showed some techniques to the lolcats that were proven effective.

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[kered]

Then nothing short of a miracle happened! LOLcat preistesses invoked the ancient God of LOLcats, Scootcher, who took form and joined battle with the vile, hideous, and terrible monster from the PIt!!

 

[JPie1]

it was time to call in all the troups...

 

[Bugman]

The loldogs shared their camouflage techniques with the lolcats.

 

[JPie1]

but the lolcats knew they would be better off on their own

 

[BrightEyes1082]

The loldogs were offended by this, for they were hoping for repayment with cheezbrgrs.

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[JPie1]

the loldogs try to remind the lolcats of how things began in the early days and to give thanks to them

 

[BrightEyes1082]

The loldogs even went as far as to provide tech support to some of the lolcat troops.
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[kered]

Many LOLcats were injured but some refused to give up the fight!