Yes, Another Blonde Joke!

[huskys]

A bodybuilder picks up a blonde and takes her back to his apartment.
He takes off his shirt and the blonde says,
"What a great chest you have!"
He tells her, "Thats 100 lbs of pure dynamite, Baby!"

He then takes off his pants and the blonde says:
"What massive thighs you have!"
The bodybuilder tells her, "They're 75 lbs each of pure dynamite baby!"

He then removes his underwear, and the blonde runs screaming out of his apartment.
The bodybuilder quickly puts his clothes back on and runs after her.
When he catches up with her he asks why she ran off like that.
The blonde replies:
"I was afraid to be around all that dynamite, when I saw how short the fuse was!"

 

[unclebill]

Good one. I wonder if Isabeau will understand this joke?? She tends to get a little confused at this type of humor.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO
Very funny.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

hmm...I'm not sure how I feel about these blonde jokes of yours

 

[paracarl44]

AH OH.??????

hmm...I'm not sure how I feel about these blonde jokes of yours

^We may have found someone to take Isabeau's place.^

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LOL that's right - so ya'll better watch it You don't want to be on this girl's bad side

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LMAO!

 

[venray]

Sick Leave

I urgently needed a few days off work,

But, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy"

Then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb,

So, that the Boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me time off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,

"What in the name of good GOD are you doing? "

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out."

Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss a sked her,

". ..And where do you think you're going?!"

(You're gonna love this....)






















She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LMAO

 

[tommytikl]

HaHa
Those are good!

 

[paracarl44]

I liked the Blond's reply.

It was good for a chuckle.