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You Know You're Getting Old When...

You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember when NYC subway tokens were 15¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you consider anything past 9PM to be late.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember the time when first class postage was 3¢. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your favorite time of day is bedtime.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for prepaid funerals. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when your favorite time of day is bedtime.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember not having a cell phone.
 
You know that you're getting old when you remember black-and-white television sets with no remote and only channels 2 to 13. :grandpa:
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you are going away for the weekend and it takes you half an hour to organize the pills you will take with you. :grandpa:
 
You know you're getting old when what children enjoy for fun horrifies you. (One of my kids at work introduced me to the Rainbow Friends and I was scarred).
 
You know your getting old when you make a reference to the originally TMNT cartoon and kids say to you the CG cartoon is better... weeps for the future
 
You know that you're getting old when most people are younger than you are.
 
You know that you're getting old when you consider anything past 9PM to be late.
 
You know that you're getting old when half of your junk mail is advertisements for gated retirement communities. :grandpa:
 
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