young actress ticklish

[WallStreet]

I just read every post on this thread and I'm LMAO. Woody 74 commented that the Prince's posts sound like a cell phone conversation. I was drinking water when I read it and laughed so hard I had to spit it back into the cup.

 

[Dave2112]

Tell you what, Wallstreet...I'll smack your back if you smack mine! I about blew wine out of my nose!

Now, if you'll excuse me...Rachel Lee Cook (and a host of other thrice-named hotties) are begging for my attention and I really need to get on with it so I can share all the details with you...

 

[Scooby112211]

Oh yeah? Well I have Dana Plato in my basement. Yeah. You know. The girl from Three's Company. What? Yeah...she's sort of been dead for a while...but hey, I don't have that Jedi mind trick that gets Dave laid

 

[Dave2112]

Yeah, the Jedi Mind Trick works wonders for tickling famous chicks. Just ask the nice ladies whom I've just let out of my dungeon...Marylyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Jayne Mansfield, Lucille Ball....oh the list is too long for me to share with all of you.

(Seriously, thanks Wallstreet and Scooby for brightening up my night. I was really depressed [read the recent posts in Jen and Maria's threads in the TK Discussion section and you'll see what I mean] and this kinda picked me up a bit. Thanks )

 

[tommytickler]

hmm

know about any of these actresses?


caroline rhea
marie osmond
julia louis dreyfuss
allysa milano
terri hatcher
brooke shields
dana devin from extra?

any info would be greeeeeat! thanks

 

[Manofmystery]

Yeah well, anyway....what was it like to tickle Drew Barrymore? j/k

 

[nontkl]

I thought that all of Prince Vegeta's posts were to be deleted from the Forum!

:


Take that you fink!!!

 

[talons]

Ya, squash the little lying bastard.

 

[Dave2112]

Biscuit, I'm not gullible.

The correct term is delusional....

 

[Scooby112211]

Scrambly? Like eggs or porn?

 

[tklr5150]

Ah, amidst all the splendor that life holds, is there a more glorious combination imaginable than eggs WITH porn?

 

[Scooby112211]

Well you know me better than most...I like my porn like I like my eggs: sunny-side up.

 

[tklr5150]

And I like my eggs like I like my porn: runny and high in cholestorol.

 

[Marauder]

Sheesh, people, get a life! I mean, what are you doing here? Isn't there something better and more productive you could devote your time to than... posting replies... to... a nonsensical... thread... which is the same thing I'm doing right now...

...ummmmm...

Err, forget about that. I'll pop off and get a life...

(oh, the shame, the shame...)

And Biscuit? I'm NOT piratical! The following picture shows me posing for turkish chocolatey bread spreading. (The stuff is very yummy, by the way) See? All that tuff-guy posturing is just for show, I'm cuddly at heart.

Arrh, mateys! Hand over those nuts!

Stay crispy, all!

 

[Dave2112]

Marauder, I have a question. Doesn't the goth make-up stick to the fur?

 

[Marauder]

Not really, Dave.. just a little, but it can be cleaned easily... and if it sticks, well, a whole-body shave takes care of it...

 

[Dave2112]

And you said you've been busy....

...uh huh

 

[Biscuit]

That couldn't possibly

be Marauder. First of all, I don't see the requisite Parrot, whom you must be holding separately. Secondly, I consider him a friend, and I don't consort with rodents ...so...

Let him go, you EVIL individual! Whoever has managed to take the Pirate captive, and has stolen his screename and password, just think on this ...

Scooby has a psychedelic hippie van, so he'll drive. The first attack will therefore be a visual one, as the colors will assualt you (along with the exhaust, since it's not EPA compliant!). Assuming you can still see after we arrive ...

Dave will come flipping from above and perform some outstanding lightsaber forms ala Katana. He's fearsome! If that doesn't work ...

I'll stare disapprovingly for a REALLY long time!

Beware!

 

[Dave2112]

AIIII EEEEEE AAIIIGGGHHH AAIIEEEEE!!!!

Nope. Those Jedi flips just don't work with the Xena screech.

 

[Scooby112211]

Whoa there Nelly, I don't post in a thread for a coupla hours and there are already search parties forming.
I've been busy being totally unflattered by my lack of good looks in my upcoming movie. *shrug* At least i got to chill with SMG And that van exhaust...definately not good for you (ever seen Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke?). Yup, the van is basically a hot box. The small legion of gophers compensating for my engine have all taken ill. Hmmm..must be the whole lack of food and constant motion thing. Dave, can I borrow your land speeder?

 

[Marauder]

 

[Scooby112211]

you know, it frightens me more that you have sort of time on your hands than it does that you draw like Matt, the guy with no arms or legs, that plays 3rd Base (yes, the actual base) For the Detroit Tigers.

 

[Marauder]

You think you can mess with squirrels, huh? You really think you can take us on? Dave, Biscuit, Scooby, I'm looking in your direction here! Well, look here: The story of a killer-squirrel.

Let me quote some portions of the article:

"...A part-time inventor from West Yorkshire suffered whiplash injuries when a squirrel landed on his head as he was testing out a feeding tray mounted on a hat.
Mike Madden, 48, was walking through woodland when the grey squirrel spied the nuts on the headwear.

The squirrel landed with such force that Mr Madden was knocked to the ground and injured his neck.

He said: "It felt solid when it hit me but I was lucky really because it could have taken my head off."..."

Let that be a lesson to you, squirrel-hunters!

The REAL Marauder (Never mind the voice from the box)

 

[Dave2112]

"I take the Pirate as my Padawan Learner..."

 

[Dave2112]

I did.

That's what came flying out...

...you should see what the other one looks like.

Here! Take a look. There he is over there...

and there....

and there....