WARNING! Recently I was speaking with someone on Tumblr…
This person spent a few days talking to me… Quickly they offered to send me $750 via paypal. Stating that their psychologist had recommended they find “an arrangement” with someone… like me… where they would pay me simply to talk to them.
They seemed like a completely normal person until this point…
However I turned down the offer and informed this person … Howard… that I talked with people without charge because friendship is free!
I knew by this point I was speaking with a scammer. Why not distract them from scamming someone else for a little while?
I reported them to official authorities, however little faith this actually accomplishes anything.
So, for the sake of my own entertainment, I requested that my new friend Howard please write me a story about the ~~tickle~~ monster.
Below is the exchange for our entertainment… and of course… a community alert that he might message you next. Do not accept his money offers....
HOWARD
I haven't really been feeling well lately that's why
I was kinda determined on dashing out money
recklessly, thinking I would die soon
So I have been in wales working with a mining
company as an on site supervisor
A bunch of metals almost fell on me so l
panicked and landed in the hospital, and I was
diagnosed of chronic pneumonia.
I have already paid my medical bill of about
$30,000 to sort further treatments till I get
better
I really don't want to disturb you or anything but
you're the only friend I got most of my friends
left after I was in the rehab treating PSTD.
All I ask from you is a lil extra money for me to
give my care giver here so she can get food for
me every once in a while.
And I said l'Il return whatever I took from you
once I get back to LA, I will have to process my
inheritance which my parents kept in the World
Bank Switzerland when I'm completely okay so
you can be sure I can repay you, that's if you
want it
Again I can't decide an amount for you
Do you understand now ?
ME
Oh dear that's a lot of horrible things that
happened all at once
HOWARD
I can't take it anymore
ME
You're currently in hospital?
HOWARD
You're my only friend and it will be unfair to you
if I commit sucide and you don't hear from me
anymore
I have thought about it but I just can't you have
been so nice to me.
ME
You're currently in hospital?
HOWARD
Yes
ME
Hmmmm yes which hospital are you in?
HOWARD
Chepstow community hospital.
Why
ME
Oh good!
HOWARD
Thanks
I see you as an important person in my life, does
my existence also matters to you?
I mean at least in any way
ME
Absolutely
Every person matters
Even " bad" people matter
HOWARD
Thank you so much I appreciate that, If they
were more people like you on earth the world
would have been a better place
Anything atall I'll call the nurse now so I can
speak to the caregiver, to give me her PayPal
I'm really sorry about this, i believe in the law of
karma a lot and I know you're gonna have a
blissful life as long as you keep being good to
people.
ME
I don't believe in Karma
I don't think you really believe in karma do you?
HOWARD
Because I see this world as a circle so whatever
you send along the line will surely come back to
you
Do you know how to send as family and friends ?
ME
Yes I have a cousin nearby
I'll ask him to come see you
HOWARD
Where?
How much are you sending on PayPal, the
caregiver is here, I won't be able to take my next
medication if I don't eat something
ME
They will have to feed you
HOWARD
No pressure.
ME
The hospital
Will need to feed you
To medicate you
HOWARD
Are you playing with me ?
I seriously don't need to do this if they had been
feeding me, I had to the options to also pay the
feeding bill but I couldn't afford it
ME
The hospital won't feed you?
HOWARD
So the care giver will just go out there and get
something and come back ...
I didn't pay for it
…
HOWARD
To help me, how much can you afford, I'm not
interested in playing my life is on the line, just
help out I'll be back in LA healthy and you can
ask your money back if you want or not
There's nothing I have done to deserve this but
think about the fact that at this stage of my life
before my health took all my money all I thought
about was spending all I had on you and see you
smile, I have come to your door so offer me
something anything to keep me going, and
make me rest assured that at least there's still
someone for me
patrick_nyamweya0806@#####
Family and friends only
Send me a screenshot of whatever you're able to do
ME
Patrick I really care about people
HOWARD
Thank you so much
You know I care about you too, and I don't want
to pressure you or disturb you that why I'm not
saying the exact amount I need
Just do what you have and considering how important I am to you, that's the PayPal ,send me a screenshot so I can know you've done it
Thank you I appreciate this for real..
ME
I totally understand, Patrick
HOWARD
Apart from money try to say a prayer for me too
because I don't wanna die anymore I want to live
and at least be able to travel, spend my own
inheritance, maybe sometime even come to
Australia I want to live that long
ME
So so sorry I have to get back to you soon I have
my best friend here and she's upset
HOWARD
My food has to wait?
do you see the PayPal address I sent to you ?
I hate myself for doing this but I just hope in this
lonely world I found myself someone can still
encourage me to keep going .
My treatments and health solely depends on you
ME
Patrick I'm so sorry I don't get paid until Thursday
and don't have any money
HOWARD
I thought you were gonna send a lil something
first just for today then I can actually wait till
you're paid
If you was the one I would do the same for you
whatever I could do at that moment
ME
I can only pray until Thursday
HOWARD
You can bring yourself to do it only if you have
the right intentions
Damn this is just too much for you
When there was nobody you were with me, other
girls are gold diggers but you were special
You are amazing, this free feeling I have around
you is crazy never had with no one in a while, I
guess I will ask for leftovers
ME
Oh I'm so glad they could have leftovers for you!
Just while we wait for my pay to come through :l
HOWARD
Promise?
I really hope you are the type that keeps to your
world how table turns in life, now my life
depends on your decision kind of, just consider
my attitude towards you in the past and do not
forsake me I have been sedated right now
HOWARD
I have been really trying to be strong because of
vou. don't forget about me at anytime, because
your existence is what I hang on to and what
keeps me going
I hope you have a great day ahead and that your
day is as beautiful as your smile
ME
Hi Patrick …. I'm really sad today
Would you help me by saying some nice things
HOWARD
You don't deserve to be sad darling, what's the
cause so I can know where to come in
ME
I just feel lonely
HOWARD
That's why I'm with you, I never want to feel
lonely and sad, so is the same way I don't want to
see you in that same condition, and I'Il give you
all of me gradually, because at the end of the day
as I still breathe right now you're my
superwoman
I don't ever wanna see you cry
I don't ever wanna see you leave
I don't ever wanna see you cry
I don't ever wanna see you leave
I don't ever wanna see you depressed
My happiness depends on yours so that's why I
can't stop being around you, it's uncontrollable,
your heart is a whole paradise for those who you
allow into it
What is the time for you now angel?
ME
8.53am
Will you help me feel better
Can you tell me a story about a princess and the
~~tickle~~ monster?
HOWARD
I'll tell you a different story, lol are you sure you
can do this at work ?
ME
I work from home
So l sneaky text
Please I really want a story with the ~~tickle~~
monster in it
HOWARD
I don't know about the character but I'll give him
his identity
ME
He is a monster who finds people and ~~tickle~~ tortures them
HOWARD
I have a song to share with you first lol
“RIDE FOR ME”
[He shares a youtube link] B young - Ride for Me
When you listen to it let me know
ME
Oh thanks...
Interesting … and the story?
HOWARD
*So l live in a three bedroom apartment next to
my clumsy neighbor who plays loud music and
party almost every night.
Eventually I make friends with a less interesting
neighbor who works for the UPS
While he was tryna make friends he told me
about the recent missing reports in the
community, indirectly trying to scare me or stop
me from going to my clumsy neighbor's house to
peep at their party
If
I
Had
Known
I wouldn't have gone out that night, doing my
usuals I caught something caressing a woman
with all her fingers without stopping for her to
catch are breath after giggling so much until she
passes out
"'They call him the tword monster' he said, when I
went to see my friend and explained how the
figure escaped with the body of the lady.
Then we both took our flashlights and set out
into the woods*
That's all on episode 1 we continue episode 2
tomorrow til can't really type much in this
condition
How was it ?
ME
Awww I was really enjoying to read
HOWARD
Lol
I'm happy you liked it I don't prepare for it but
you still liked it
Tell me a story too would you ?
ME
Can I get chapter two today if I do?
I'll tell you story
Okay
What do you like a story to be about
HOWARD
Tell me about two lovers stranded on the snake
island
Due to a plane crash or something like that.
I have been waiting
ME
Sorry slow replies because I'm at work
*Once upon a time
Jack and Jill, who were lovers ... were on a plane
to America
Jack was a wealthy business man
Jill was a lady of the night
They were lovers who knew each other well
Jack enjoyed martini's, and asked the waitress on
the plan to fetch him one
However, just as he clicked his stubby fingers in
the air.. the plane made a weird sound and
plummeted down at a frightening speed.
The plane crashed killing most people
Jack broke a toenail
And Jill lost her wig
When they landed, they each crawled out of the
plane and asked each of the bodies if they had
survived
As no one else was responsive, Jack wondered if
he would ever get his martini
Jill said "oh my lord we are on snake island"
But Jack didn't believe her
Jack said this was a made up island for children,
and snake island couldn't possibly exist
Jill decided that they would make love and the
first person to moan would be the one to explore
for snakes*
That's chapter 1
Did you like?
HOWARD
Hahahaha
Your writing skills are excellent
It's the ending for me, you're so good
I guess you're Jill?
ME
Haha well I could be but that's a secret
HOWARD
Well I can keep a secret..
Did you listen to the song I sent to you yet ?
Nothing can influence your own perspective,
you have your life to live, so feel free whenever
wherever we are together
HOWARD
Guess you got busy
ME
Yes
HOWARD
Just text me once you're done I'Il rest for a while
and try to get leftovers I pray there are some
today, don't forget to pray for me
What time is it for you?
ME
Maybe if you sweet talk one of the nurses she will
bring you better meals
YESTERDAY
Leftovers is the best they can do and the doctor
Lucy not
HOWARD
Must not know because it's unhealthy for me
But I'm hanging on right till tomorrow..
And why do you think I know how to sweet talk
lol?
Did you fall asleep?
Have I said anything wrong ?
HOWARD
What time is it for you?
ME
4am
HOWARD
Good morning beautiful.
You're awake early, how did you sleep ?
ME
I slept well, will go back to sleep soon though
Wanted to check if you had written chapter 2
HOWARD
That was what I was about to say
I just wanted to know if you were here so I could
right it.
I write it as you're my muse I never had any story
in mind before.
*… It is 2am in the felon hills woods and we haven't
heard a single footstep, only distorted sounds of
the night. I knew it was getting dangerous but
the unconscious battle between the bravery of
both our minds, made me go further, like an
artist looking for a tree which he had earlier
made a sculpture out of a tree and wants to
marvel at his creativity in the night, we both
wandered off
Slowing growling apprehended slowly from our
south, we didn't know what to do or where to go
as we were sure something was getting closer.
Even with the flashlight aids ,nothing! Then
suddenly a figure in a scarf immerged from
beside us and asked us to follow her. 'Come on
, run, run
" swinging her arm in a direction .
Karlagy, the head of the twan tribe, as he
introduced himself told me I was unconscious for
3 hours after being knocked out, what I
remembered was running towards the scarfed
figure in the dark. Now the day is meant to be
at dusk but I couldn't tell the difference, Oh, I'm
blindfolded?*
Chapter 2.
ME
Thank you Patrick x
I will go to sleep but read it happily when I wake
HOWARD
Okay thank you
Have a lovely night pretty, text me when you
wake up, a sleeping beauty's posture I wish for
you
Heyy
HOWARD
Did you read chapter 2, yet ?
ME
Hello! Sorry busy day at work
HOWARD
Yea expected that.
How has work been today?
It's midnight here and I can't even sleep
ME
Why can't you sleep
HOWARD
I haven't eaten a proper meal in days and I'm
coming down with an headache
ME
I see
HOWARD
Don't send anything to my own PayPal, I'll collect
the caregiver's so she can go immediately, it's
faster that way for me.
ME
How is your financial advisor going with your
Inheritance
HOWARD
I keep calling but the world bank had fixed an
appointment already so it just a while now until
everything is sorted out
I hope you're okay with helping me, I know
things aren't so easy out there and I'm not
inhumane
I just have to live because you have shown me
my newest passion which is writing , I want to be
able to tell the world my story first before any
bad happens sà
Thank you
ME
Howard?
I just think
You could be a writer
If you really wanted to be
HOWARD
You unleashed that part of me and I will forever
be thankful to you
So did you read chapter 2 yet ?
ME
I did
It's exciting to hear what you come up with
HOWARD
Thank you so much for your encouragement I
haven't had this in years
ME
Especially in the state you're in
I mean
Human suffering makes great artists
HOWARD
I pushed the button in my bed, my caregiver is
here.
ME
Oh is it Lucy?
HOWARD
Nah she's kara.
Do you know how to send using the family and
friends option on PayPal ? And could you send
what you promised now?
ME
Let me check
HOWARD
Okay. kadwekaraheli4@#####
Here is the mail use this while checking you can
send me a screenshot where ever you're
confused
ME
I haven't been paid yet
Patrick what are we going to do
You must be starving
HOWARD
But it's gonna be today isn't it?
What time is it for you now?
ME
It's only morning still here
HOWARD
When do you expect it to come in normally?
i only asked that way because it's midnight here
and I can barely even type right now
ME
I'm so sorry Patrick
I'm really worried
What can we do
HOWARD
you should have like $20 right now, right?
At least
ME
I wish I did
HOWARD
So you know I really got nothing to use money
for than food it's really getting crazy in my tummy
ME
Does Kara have any pity for you
HOWARD
She does that's why she risks her job everyday by
giving me unhealthy left overs
ME
She's such a good person
I have to go back to work.
HOWARD
I don't need pity only some action, I promise not
to hurt you or anything like that, just help.
ME
I'm praying for you
HOWARD
Can I wait till afternoon your time, or evening ?
ME
Hmmm I could call the hospital and see if I can
work something out with them?
What is their number?
HOWARD
They don't know I'm with a phone it's against the
rules coz of my condition, I wish things were that
easy
ME
Maybe they will let you write a story for
exchange for food
HOWARD
Really? But you promised me?
ME
Why is life so complicated
For now
I just have no money to send
HOWARD
You want me to go through so much work
because of one meal, please have pity on me
yourself, I just asked when it will come in today,
I'll wait.
Life isn't complicated we humans make it turn to
be what it became, like talk to me, the way you
avoid some of my questions is really painful
I just have no money to send
If I give my word I don't go back on it.
ME
Gosh Howard…. I think you're not thinking clearly
because you're so unwell. It's okay I will be
patient with you and you will be patient with me.
You should stop typing
You mention it's hard to write
And it's against the hospital rules
HOWARD
Gosh
ME
I'll be in touch
HOWARD
I just wanted you to give me a time that's all
That's just rational so I can even hold myself
much longer till that time
ME
You're right
I wish I could give you a time
HOWARD
You already gave me a day
But you're not sure of the time, is that what's
happening?
ME
Yes
HOWARD
Just don't forget me I don't deserve this I'm
going through right now
When it comes in promise me you will text me
yourself.
ME
[Shares Youtube Link] Nat King Cole – Unforgettable
HOWARD
I'll sleep again coz my pain is just unbearable.
When it comes in promise me you will text me
I will watch that later the headache.
Why don't you want to help me ? Have I done
anything wrong?
ME
I'm sorry I'm looking after someone who is very
sick here as well
Best ask Kara for more help
I will pray for you so much tonight
It's so hard all across the world
HOWARD
Why do you have to lie?
Or make empty promises
And I liked you
I was gonna send you over a thousand dollars
before this happened to me and you can't spare
a 20
You forget that we both write so I know if you
came up with something or not
I'm disappointed and hurt
Even If this was a test you failed woefully
ME
I think you must be in a fever or something
You're not making sense
Patrick
HOWARD
Lol
I'm not Patrick I'm Howard
You're the one sick in the head for you not to understand simple sentences
ME
haha
HOWARD
You simply said you will send me something to eat today
and kept playing games
IF my life actually depended on it, this is how you would behave?
Thank God. God is not man.
You laugh lol well sometimes when people show their true self it's hard to accept
ME
Are you religious Pat?
Howard
Don't ask me anything I'm not stupid
ME
But wouldn't it just be nicer if we could keep talking? I liked telling you a story about snake island.
Howard
No because you think you are smart but you're just childish. I can keep writing stories for you that you could steal later on!
Me
I suppose.
Maybe I could just write stories to you instead
Howard
God will punish you for allowing me be yo starve with hope that you were really gonna do something. You will also need help like this one day.
Me
But Howard...
Howard
Law of Karma
You didn't have to promise
You could have said you didn't have
I won't force you
Me
Would it please you if I suffer?
Howard
You won't send me $20? Haha
You should suffer
Don't worry.
Why I'm still chatting is because I can't figure out how to block on here yet.
God will surely punish you for this if I die, you know that right?
Me:
You know, you could get a new job?
Instead of doing this
You could start fresh!
Maybe you could try theatre, it's never too late
Maybe you could work in an industry that helps people who have lost their money?
Oh! You could be an inside source!!
Howard
Be nice to those that you want to.
I found it! [I assume referring to the block option on snap chat]
This person spent a few days talking to me… Quickly they offered to send me $750 via paypal. Stating that their psychologist had recommended they find “an arrangement” with someone… like me… where they would pay me simply to talk to them.
They seemed like a completely normal person until this point…
However I turned down the offer and informed this person … Howard… that I talked with people without charge because friendship is free!
I knew by this point I was speaking with a scammer. Why not distract them from scamming someone else for a little while?
I reported them to official authorities, however little faith this actually accomplishes anything.
So, for the sake of my own entertainment, I requested that my new friend Howard please write me a story about the ~~tickle~~ monster.
Below is the exchange for our entertainment… and of course… a community alert that he might message you next. Do not accept his money offers....
HOWARD
I haven't really been feeling well lately that's why
I was kinda determined on dashing out money
recklessly, thinking I would die soon
So I have been in wales working with a mining
company as an on site supervisor
A bunch of metals almost fell on me so l
panicked and landed in the hospital, and I was
diagnosed of chronic pneumonia.
I have already paid my medical bill of about
$30,000 to sort further treatments till I get
better
I really don't want to disturb you or anything but
you're the only friend I got most of my friends
left after I was in the rehab treating PSTD.
All I ask from you is a lil extra money for me to
give my care giver here so she can get food for
me every once in a while.
And I said l'Il return whatever I took from you
once I get back to LA, I will have to process my
inheritance which my parents kept in the World
Bank Switzerland when I'm completely okay so
you can be sure I can repay you, that's if you
want it
Again I can't decide an amount for you
Do you understand now ?
ME
Oh dear that's a lot of horrible things that
happened all at once
HOWARD
I can't take it anymore
ME
You're currently in hospital?
HOWARD
You're my only friend and it will be unfair to you
if I commit sucide and you don't hear from me
anymore
I have thought about it but I just can't you have
been so nice to me.
ME
You're currently in hospital?
HOWARD
Yes
ME
Hmmmm yes which hospital are you in?
HOWARD
Chepstow community hospital.
Why
ME
Oh good!
HOWARD
Thanks
I see you as an important person in my life, does
my existence also matters to you?
I mean at least in any way
ME
Absolutely
Every person matters
Even " bad" people matter
HOWARD
Thank you so much I appreciate that, If they
were more people like you on earth the world
would have been a better place
Anything atall I'll call the nurse now so I can
speak to the caregiver, to give me her PayPal
I'm really sorry about this, i believe in the law of
karma a lot and I know you're gonna have a
blissful life as long as you keep being good to
people.
ME
I don't believe in Karma
I don't think you really believe in karma do you?
HOWARD
Because I see this world as a circle so whatever
you send along the line will surely come back to
you
Do you know how to send as family and friends ?
ME
Yes I have a cousin nearby
I'll ask him to come see you
HOWARD
Where?
How much are you sending on PayPal, the
caregiver is here, I won't be able to take my next
medication if I don't eat something
ME
They will have to feed you
HOWARD
No pressure.
ME
The hospital
Will need to feed you
To medicate you
HOWARD
Are you playing with me ?
I seriously don't need to do this if they had been
feeding me, I had to the options to also pay the
feeding bill but I couldn't afford it
ME
The hospital won't feed you?
HOWARD
So the care giver will just go out there and get
something and come back ...
I didn't pay for it
…
HOWARD
To help me, how much can you afford, I'm not
interested in playing my life is on the line, just
help out I'll be back in LA healthy and you can
ask your money back if you want or not
There's nothing I have done to deserve this but
think about the fact that at this stage of my life
before my health took all my money all I thought
about was spending all I had on you and see you
smile, I have come to your door so offer me
something anything to keep me going, and
make me rest assured that at least there's still
someone for me
patrick_nyamweya0806@#####
Family and friends only
Send me a screenshot of whatever you're able to do
ME
Patrick I really care about people
HOWARD
Thank you so much
You know I care about you too, and I don't want
to pressure you or disturb you that why I'm not
saying the exact amount I need
Just do what you have and considering how important I am to you, that's the PayPal ,send me a screenshot so I can know you've done it
Thank you I appreciate this for real..
ME
I totally understand, Patrick
HOWARD
Apart from money try to say a prayer for me too
because I don't wanna die anymore I want to live
and at least be able to travel, spend my own
inheritance, maybe sometime even come to
Australia I want to live that long
ME
So so sorry I have to get back to you soon I have
my best friend here and she's upset
HOWARD
My food has to wait?
do you see the PayPal address I sent to you ?
I hate myself for doing this but I just hope in this
lonely world I found myself someone can still
encourage me to keep going .
My treatments and health solely depends on you
ME
Patrick I'm so sorry I don't get paid until Thursday
and don't have any money
HOWARD
I thought you were gonna send a lil something
first just for today then I can actually wait till
you're paid
If you was the one I would do the same for you
whatever I could do at that moment
ME
I can only pray until Thursday
HOWARD
You can bring yourself to do it only if you have
the right intentions
Damn this is just too much for you
When there was nobody you were with me, other
girls are gold diggers but you were special
You are amazing, this free feeling I have around
you is crazy never had with no one in a while, I
guess I will ask for leftovers
ME
Oh I'm so glad they could have leftovers for you!
Just while we wait for my pay to come through :l
HOWARD
Promise?
I really hope you are the type that keeps to your
world how table turns in life, now my life
depends on your decision kind of, just consider
my attitude towards you in the past and do not
forsake me I have been sedated right now
HOWARD
I have been really trying to be strong because of
vou. don't forget about me at anytime, because
your existence is what I hang on to and what
keeps me going
I hope you have a great day ahead and that your
day is as beautiful as your smile
ME
Hi Patrick …. I'm really sad today
Would you help me by saying some nice things
HOWARD
You don't deserve to be sad darling, what's the
cause so I can know where to come in
ME
I just feel lonely
HOWARD
That's why I'm with you, I never want to feel
lonely and sad, so is the same way I don't want to
see you in that same condition, and I'Il give you
all of me gradually, because at the end of the day
as I still breathe right now you're my
superwoman
I don't ever wanna see you cry
I don't ever wanna see you leave
I don't ever wanna see you cry
I don't ever wanna see you leave
I don't ever wanna see you depressed
My happiness depends on yours so that's why I
can't stop being around you, it's uncontrollable,
your heart is a whole paradise for those who you
allow into it
What is the time for you now angel?
ME
8.53am
Will you help me feel better
Can you tell me a story about a princess and the
~~tickle~~ monster?
HOWARD
I'll tell you a different story, lol are you sure you
can do this at work ?
ME
I work from home
So l sneaky text
Please I really want a story with the ~~tickle~~
monster in it
HOWARD
I don't know about the character but I'll give him
his identity
ME
He is a monster who finds people and ~~tickle~~ tortures them
HOWARD
I have a song to share with you first lol
“RIDE FOR ME”
[He shares a youtube link] B young - Ride for Me
When you listen to it let me know
ME
Oh thanks...
Interesting … and the story?
HOWARD
*So l live in a three bedroom apartment next to
my clumsy neighbor who plays loud music and
party almost every night.
Eventually I make friends with a less interesting
neighbor who works for the UPS
While he was tryna make friends he told me
about the recent missing reports in the
community, indirectly trying to scare me or stop
me from going to my clumsy neighbor's house to
peep at their party
If
I
Had
Known
I wouldn't have gone out that night, doing my
usuals I caught something caressing a woman
with all her fingers without stopping for her to
catch are breath after giggling so much until she
passes out
"'They call him the tword monster' he said, when I
went to see my friend and explained how the
figure escaped with the body of the lady.
Then we both took our flashlights and set out
into the woods*
That's all on episode 1 we continue episode 2
tomorrow til can't really type much in this
condition
How was it ?
ME
Awww I was really enjoying to read
HOWARD
Lol
I'm happy you liked it I don't prepare for it but
you still liked it
Tell me a story too would you ?
ME
Can I get chapter two today if I do?
I'll tell you story
Okay
What do you like a story to be about
HOWARD
Tell me about two lovers stranded on the snake
island
Due to a plane crash or something like that.
I have been waiting
ME
Sorry slow replies because I'm at work
*Once upon a time
Jack and Jill, who were lovers ... were on a plane
to America
Jack was a wealthy business man
Jill was a lady of the night
They were lovers who knew each other well
Jack enjoyed martini's, and asked the waitress on
the plan to fetch him one
However, just as he clicked his stubby fingers in
the air.. the plane made a weird sound and
plummeted down at a frightening speed.
The plane crashed killing most people
Jack broke a toenail
And Jill lost her wig
When they landed, they each crawled out of the
plane and asked each of the bodies if they had
survived
As no one else was responsive, Jack wondered if
he would ever get his martini
Jill said "oh my lord we are on snake island"
But Jack didn't believe her
Jack said this was a made up island for children,
and snake island couldn't possibly exist
Jill decided that they would make love and the
first person to moan would be the one to explore
for snakes*
That's chapter 1
Did you like?
HOWARD
Hahahaha
Your writing skills are excellent
It's the ending for me, you're so good
I guess you're Jill?
ME
Haha well I could be but that's a secret
HOWARD
Well I can keep a secret..
Did you listen to the song I sent to you yet ?
Nothing can influence your own perspective,
you have your life to live, so feel free whenever
wherever we are together
HOWARD
Guess you got busy
ME
Yes
HOWARD
Just text me once you're done I'Il rest for a while
and try to get leftovers I pray there are some
today, don't forget to pray for me
What time is it for you?
ME
Maybe if you sweet talk one of the nurses she will
bring you better meals
YESTERDAY
Leftovers is the best they can do and the doctor
Lucy not
HOWARD
Must not know because it's unhealthy for me
But I'm hanging on right till tomorrow..
And why do you think I know how to sweet talk
lol?
Did you fall asleep?
Have I said anything wrong ?
HOWARD
What time is it for you?
ME
4am
HOWARD
Good morning beautiful.
You're awake early, how did you sleep ?
ME
I slept well, will go back to sleep soon though
Wanted to check if you had written chapter 2
HOWARD
That was what I was about to say
I just wanted to know if you were here so I could
right it.
I write it as you're my muse I never had any story
in mind before.
*… It is 2am in the felon hills woods and we haven't
heard a single footstep, only distorted sounds of
the night. I knew it was getting dangerous but
the unconscious battle between the bravery of
both our minds, made me go further, like an
artist looking for a tree which he had earlier
made a sculpture out of a tree and wants to
marvel at his creativity in the night, we both
wandered off
Slowing growling apprehended slowly from our
south, we didn't know what to do or where to go
as we were sure something was getting closer.
Even with the flashlight aids ,nothing! Then
suddenly a figure in a scarf immerged from
beside us and asked us to follow her. 'Come on
, run, run
" swinging her arm in a direction .
Karlagy, the head of the twan tribe, as he
introduced himself told me I was unconscious for
3 hours after being knocked out, what I
remembered was running towards the scarfed
figure in the dark. Now the day is meant to be
at dusk but I couldn't tell the difference, Oh, I'm
blindfolded?*
Chapter 2.
ME
Thank you Patrick x
I will go to sleep but read it happily when I wake
HOWARD
Okay thank you
Have a lovely night pretty, text me when you
wake up, a sleeping beauty's posture I wish for
you
Heyy
HOWARD
Did you read chapter 2, yet ?
ME
Hello! Sorry busy day at work
HOWARD
Yea expected that.
How has work been today?
It's midnight here and I can't even sleep
ME
Why can't you sleep
HOWARD
I haven't eaten a proper meal in days and I'm
coming down with an headache
ME
I see
HOWARD
Don't send anything to my own PayPal, I'll collect
the caregiver's so she can go immediately, it's
faster that way for me.
ME
How is your financial advisor going with your
Inheritance
HOWARD
I keep calling but the world bank had fixed an
appointment already so it just a while now until
everything is sorted out
I hope you're okay with helping me, I know
things aren't so easy out there and I'm not
inhumane
I just have to live because you have shown me
my newest passion which is writing , I want to be
able to tell the world my story first before any
bad happens sà
Thank you
ME
Howard?
I just think
You could be a writer
If you really wanted to be
HOWARD
You unleashed that part of me and I will forever
be thankful to you
So did you read chapter 2 yet ?
ME
I did
It's exciting to hear what you come up with
HOWARD
Thank you so much for your encouragement I
haven't had this in years
ME
Especially in the state you're in
I mean
Human suffering makes great artists
HOWARD
I pushed the button in my bed, my caregiver is
here.
ME
Oh is it Lucy?
HOWARD
Nah she's kara.
Do you know how to send using the family and
friends option on PayPal ? And could you send
what you promised now?
ME
Let me check
HOWARD
Okay. kadwekaraheli4@#####
Here is the mail use this while checking you can
send me a screenshot where ever you're
confused
ME
I haven't been paid yet
Patrick what are we going to do
You must be starving
HOWARD
But it's gonna be today isn't it?
What time is it for you now?
ME
It's only morning still here
HOWARD
When do you expect it to come in normally?
i only asked that way because it's midnight here
and I can barely even type right now
ME
I'm so sorry Patrick
I'm really worried
What can we do
HOWARD
you should have like $20 right now, right?
At least
ME
I wish I did
HOWARD
So you know I really got nothing to use money
for than food it's really getting crazy in my tummy
ME
Does Kara have any pity for you
HOWARD
She does that's why she risks her job everyday by
giving me unhealthy left overs
ME
She's such a good person
I have to go back to work.
HOWARD
I don't need pity only some action, I promise not
to hurt you or anything like that, just help.
ME
I'm praying for you
HOWARD
Can I wait till afternoon your time, or evening ?
ME
Hmmm I could call the hospital and see if I can
work something out with them?
What is their number?
HOWARD
They don't know I'm with a phone it's against the
rules coz of my condition, I wish things were that
easy
ME
Maybe they will let you write a story for
exchange for food
HOWARD
Really? But you promised me?
ME
Why is life so complicated
For now
I just have no money to send
HOWARD
You want me to go through so much work
because of one meal, please have pity on me
yourself, I just asked when it will come in today,
I'll wait.
Life isn't complicated we humans make it turn to
be what it became, like talk to me, the way you
avoid some of my questions is really painful
I just have no money to send
If I give my word I don't go back on it.
ME
Gosh Howard…. I think you're not thinking clearly
because you're so unwell. It's okay I will be
patient with you and you will be patient with me.
You should stop typing
You mention it's hard to write
And it's against the hospital rules
HOWARD
Gosh
ME
I'll be in touch
HOWARD
I just wanted you to give me a time that's all
That's just rational so I can even hold myself
much longer till that time
ME
You're right
I wish I could give you a time
HOWARD
You already gave me a day
But you're not sure of the time, is that what's
happening?
ME
Yes
HOWARD
Just don't forget me I don't deserve this I'm
going through right now
When it comes in promise me you will text me
yourself.
ME
[Shares Youtube Link] Nat King Cole – Unforgettable
HOWARD
I'll sleep again coz my pain is just unbearable.
When it comes in promise me you will text me
I will watch that later the headache.
Why don't you want to help me ? Have I done
anything wrong?
ME
I'm sorry I'm looking after someone who is very
sick here as well
Best ask Kara for more help
I will pray for you so much tonight
It's so hard all across the world
HOWARD
Why do you have to lie?
Or make empty promises
And I liked you
I was gonna send you over a thousand dollars
before this happened to me and you can't spare
a 20
You forget that we both write so I know if you
came up with something or not
I'm disappointed and hurt
Even If this was a test you failed woefully
ME
I think you must be in a fever or something
You're not making sense
Patrick
HOWARD
Lol
I'm not Patrick I'm Howard
You're the one sick in the head for you not to understand simple sentences
ME
haha
HOWARD
You simply said you will send me something to eat today
and kept playing games
IF my life actually depended on it, this is how you would behave?
Thank God. God is not man.
You laugh lol well sometimes when people show their true self it's hard to accept
ME
Are you religious Pat?
Howard
Don't ask me anything I'm not stupid
ME
But wouldn't it just be nicer if we could keep talking? I liked telling you a story about snake island.
Howard
No because you think you are smart but you're just childish. I can keep writing stories for you that you could steal later on!
Me
I suppose.
Maybe I could just write stories to you instead
Howard
God will punish you for allowing me be yo starve with hope that you were really gonna do something. You will also need help like this one day.
Me
But Howard...
Howard
Law of Karma
You didn't have to promise
You could have said you didn't have
I won't force you
Me
Would it please you if I suffer?
Howard
You won't send me $20? Haha
You should suffer
Don't worry.
Why I'm still chatting is because I can't figure out how to block on here yet.
God will surely punish you for this if I die, you know that right?
Me:
You know, you could get a new job?
Instead of doing this
You could start fresh!
Maybe you could try theatre, it's never too late
Maybe you could work in an industry that helps people who have lost their money?
Oh! You could be an inside source!!
Howard
Be nice to those that you want to.
I found it! [I assume referring to the block option on snap chat]
