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You do have that going for you, it's true. Though some might say that "nice" would include never ever alighting one's mischievous fingertips upon, say, my helpless sides or underarms.
As you well know, she has a habit of occasionally attacking me. She also has a habit of ganging up on me with partners like her sister or her pal Sarah. I imagine if you two were to bond it would prove dangerous.
The message where you suggest I install an inveterate tickler in my home, where I am most often vulnerable? I suspect you're just hoping to forge an unholy alliance with my wife...
Of course you're terrifying, but only insofar as you know my weaknesses in great detail and are inclined to exploit them for your amusement. Which, as it happens, is rarely the set of qualities people typically look for in a housekeeper!!!