Recent content by Swimmingbird

Actually, I was talking more about the users online than the posts, surely increased posts are a delight to see as well. I noticed that right now there are 895 users online... quite an army. Myriads might be a war-time Tzar pretty soon. The tickle wars are coming.

Current users: 503, most users ever: 1201, yesterday. Not too shabby. I've been noticing the numbers jumping up.. I think myspace might have something to do with it. Someone brought my attention to some lovely young lass on myspace who loved her feet and tickling, people get to seeing that...

Very nice clip, she has a sweet disposition. Thank you for sharing it, Foot Patrol.

Thank you Isabeau, thank you Osco, it is too bad though, she still has a couple of my shirts. No, I don't mean to sound cold hearted, I did like the girl, but if she does just decide to wig out on people now and then, I'm glad I caught it after two months instead of five or six. I guess as of...

Jimmy Page? Ah, no wonder they rocked so. Those must have been some of the all time greatest tours, especially with tied and ticklish groupies.

Thanks amk, and no, I thought there used to be another one with sunglasses on, round hippy shades. Ah jeez, maybe she was sane and I'm the looney one, the world may never know.

Ah, I forgot how funny that fella looked. Thank you, AMK.

Well, she called me, asked me if I thought about it any, told her she was right, we just weren't meant to be, not sure why that is... but uh... oh well. Guess they can't all be sane. World might be dull without them. Thanks for the advice all. Knox, I accidently memorized "Birdie" instead of...

Velcome, von... dwo... threeee.... Ah ah ah

I was seeing a girl for about two months, was going great, not only that, but she was all for tickling too. Anyway, just yesterday I we were lazing around and I caught her making googly eyes at me while I wasn't paying attention. I mean, I really thought things were good, but today we had a...

War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.

A man dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks up and says, "Sorry man, just closed the gates." Although this guy's a little confused the gates close, he pleads with Peter, "Ah, man, after a day like today, you've just got to let me in." Well, St. Peter's one dude who's heard...

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a big dinner. He seems like a nice enough bear, but as soon as he finishes his meal, the panda pulls out a huge revolver and starts putting holes all over the walls and ceiling. Well, at this point everyone is just staring with blank scared faces...

I like the fact that I flow against the flow. I'm me, unique, free, but I don't see the world as against me. I take life just as I take my eggs, over easy. "Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy."

Ballad of the Easy Rider by Roger McGuinn The river flows It flows to the sea Wherever that river goes That's where I want to be Flow river flow Let your waters wash down Take me from this road To some other town All he wanted Was to be free And that's the way It turned out to be Flow river...