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I'd like to start a mutually beneficial relationship with a female of the species. Feel free to say hello. Thanks!

Hi Summer, I live in Tucson! Please feel free to drop me a line. I'd be happy to be on either side of the table. :) Thanks, T

Arizona? Hi Lily, The desert is a fine place in the fall and winter. If you decide to swing by, please let me know. Thanks! T

(That is to say: a woman to watch my dog, not a dog that babysits.) Join Magaret (that's my dog) and I for adventures across the Southwest. Enjoy all the benefits of ... well, there are no benefits except for traveling. OK, let me start over. Journey through the Southwest in style. Visit all...

Close your eyes and picture … wait, wait! Don’t close your eyes. You won’t be able to read this. OK, let’s start over. Picture the perfect man. He’s: handsome but grounded; rich but humble; funny but sensuous; sensitive but masculine; strong but open minded; independent but devoted. He’s a...

Lonely, needy, self-absorbed, spineless husk of a man seeks an angry, thrice divorced, chain smoking human diatribe. Women under 300 lbs. will not be considered; dentures preferred but not necessary.

I'm currently in Arizona but am in the midst of a journey around the US. Is anyone interested in exploring the country with me? If you're the carpe diem type, send me a note and we'll work out a plan. (This life isn't a dress rehearsal, let's live it to the fullest.) I'll cover all the expenses...

Upperbody in general. Feet are fun but the body is the bomb.

Thanks all Hi All, Thanks for the Birthday wishes. I had a busy week and weekend. Several of my friends thought it would be fun to kill my liver before the rest of me. It was fun despite the dreaded "morning after". Thanks again, T PS - Do I get free tickle coupon for my birthday?

Form VIII (Viagra) Only the most venerable masters use this method. It allows the lightsaber to function even after the power crystal has burned out.

Hi Kitten, My name is Karma. Sorry I've been so tough on you lately but it may have to do with the comment you make about me at the bottom of your email. :illogical Despite that, I've decided to switch your luck (see I'm a Switch not a ... well you know). From now on, you will receive much...

Excellent! I have neither so I must be extra special. Thanks exquisite ladies.

I want to report a crime. This morning I looked in the mirror and realized that my spare tire had grown into the whole garage. So I did what I used to do in situations like this. I went jogging. When I was a scrapping 20 year old, I could jog three miles without breathing hard ... even when I...

Hi Lee, thanks for the welcome. Unfortunately, my bed bonds are on strike from lack of use. So sad. Thanks Redfeather ... I think. What are spongemonkeys? Do they hang out in the contraceptive isle near the Diaphram Apes? Cheers, T

I'm a beginnie with an innie, but I wouldn't pouttie over an outtie. (My apologies in advance.) Cheers, T