Horton binds a who

[Tspot]

Hi All,

I’m new to the community. I posted in the personals and the pen pal forums but haven’t received any responses so I thought I’d post here to announce ... well, I don’t know what I want to announce. (I was going to say “to announce that I’m here” but that sounds presumptuous. I mean, who really cares that I’m here.)

Anyway, I’ve always felt like a European style plug in an American outlet world. I’ve been searching for other lost souls (soles?) like me. I’ve tried various alternative web sites but only seem to get responses from other men. I’m not a homophobe but I’m not a homosexual either. (Pause while the gay community breathes a collective sigh of relief.) All of them were nice but one fellow must have thought I owned a chicken farm because he kept asking me if I had a big rooster (although I think he used a different term ...). I told him that I was only interested in the feathers, not the whole bird.

I’m looking for any like minded females out there willing to establish a friendship/relationship/empathic link. I’d also like to get to know about this community. I’m new at this but I’ve always been interested. (It took me forever to figure out what a “Lee” was. At first, I thought this was kung fu fan site.)

As for me personally, I’m very serious. I never think outside the box. (I don’t know what “the box” is, but I keep one in my bathroom because that’s where I do most of my thinking.) I want to live a life that’s free of: spontaneity, creativity, and adventure. I don’t like new things. My ultimate goal is to exist in a manner that society deems “respectable”.

Thanks,
T

 

[steph]

LOL!
Cute post~I like your style!
Welcome and have fun Horton!

XOXO

 

[ticklkitten]

Im with steph... whoever you are, I like your style!

 

[Tspot]

Hi Steph and Ticklkitten,

Thanks for dropping in.

whoever you are,

Well, as Kierkegaard (or maybe it was Popeye) said: "I yam what I yam."

I'm glad you like my style. My last date didn't, even though I wore my best pair of lederhosen.

She said, "With an outfit like that you better be great in bed."
I said, "You bet. I can sleep through anything."

For some reason the date went down hill after that.

Thanks again, I hope the barometric pressure in your region is conducive to low precipitation.

Cheers,
T

 

[Mimi]

It is with GREAT pleasure that I welcome you both to the tickling community, and the TMF itself, Tspot. Like the two deliciously cute ladies above, I simply adore your posting style, and can not wait to see for of you around this place. You will be sure to add a unique and entertaining touch to every thread you participate in, and we could certainly use a lot more of that around here! We're thrilled to have you with us!

Mimi 😉

 

[Tspot]

Hi Mimi,

Thanks for the warm reception. It's nice to get noticed without having to pass gas.

I saw this cool smiley but I'm not sure if it's a happy dom or a sperm trying to penetrate a smiley. Either way, I like it.

I only have one complaint about this site. I keep hitting the "Increase Size" hypertext at the bottom right on the text field but I'm still the same size.

Cheers,
T

 

[Slant]

How long did it take you to think that lot up? Welcome aboard anyway 🙂

 

[Tspot]

How long did it take you to think that lot up? Welcome aboard anyway 🙂

Hmm, I'm not sure. Time stands still in "the box".

Cheers,
T

 

[drew70]

Welcome to the TMF, Tspot. Nice witty repartee, by the way. We can always use some more laughs here. 😀

 

[venray]

Welcome "T"..Pull up a chair and relax.......here's a little reading material...

R

 

[ticklkitten]

Ray you are so bad!!! But I think you picked a good target (if that is the right word)...

I like Tspot a lot.

 

[Red_Feather]

Hey there T-Spot. Welcome to the TMF

I see you are a bit of a comical hit with the ladies. What I (and I'm sure they 😀 ) want to know is: 'Any good at making the ladies laugh in....another way?'

What are your fave tickle spots and why? 🙂

 

[Tspot]

Hi All,

Thanks for the great reception. I'm humbled.

I like Tspot a lot.

Woot! Thanks Ticklkitten, the feeling is mutual.

Great reading material, Venray. 🙂 I think I'll get an aquarium.

What are your fave tickle spots and why?

Good questions ... and ones I'd like to further explore. My girlfriends in the past weren't really into this. As a result I've never fully realized these desires. However, everytime a girl tickles me (or vice versa) I love it. Hmm, that's a long answer to a short question. Sorry about that. As a lee, I prefer upper body tickling - sides, belly, and armpits. As a ler, all over. (Does that make me a leeler?) I'm not sure why I find tickling stimulating and I'm almost afraid to look that deep into it. For now, I'll take it for what it is - a fun (and erotic) way to interact.

Thanks again for the kindness. Hope this answers some questions. Feel free to ask more. I have plenty of questions too, but I'm not sure where to begin ...

Cheers,
T

 

[LEE_LACH]

Hi T

Can I call you Mr. T? or do you prefer just T. Anyway, welcome to the TMF, be sure to have fun and bring your friends. Most importantly, remember to always make sure the bonds on your bed are secure, we wouldn't want your lee going bananas on you now would we? ^_^

 

[Red_Feather]

Well I haven't really had a chance to explore my little quirk yet either, so I know the feeling.

It was so good before, I think I'll try it again: 'Welcome to the TMF'

Have fun, you complete and utter spongemonkey, you. 😀

Hi All,

Thanks for the great reception. I'm humbled.


Woot! Thanks Ticklkitten, the feeling is mutual.

Great reading material, Venray. 🙂 I think I'll get an aquarium.


Good questions ... and ones I'd like to further explore. My girlfriends in the past weren't really into this. As a result I've never fully realized these desires. However, everytime a girl tickles me (or vice versa) I love it. Hmm, that's a long answer to a short question. Sorry about that. As a lee, I prefer upper body tickling - sides, belly, and armpits. As a ler, all over. (Does that make me a leeler?) I'm not sure why I find tickling stimulating and I'm almost afraid to look that deep into it. For now, I'll take it for what it is - a fun (and erotic) way to interact.

Thanks again for the kindness. Hope this answers some questions. Feel free to ask more. I have plenty of questions too, but I'm not sure where to begin ...

Cheers,
T

 

[Tspot]

Hi Lee, thanks for the welcome. Unfortunately, my bed bonds are on strike from lack of use. So sad.

Thanks Redfeather ... I think. What are spongemonkeys? Do they hang out in the contraceptive isle near the Diaphram Apes?

Cheers,
T

 

[ticklkitten]

Damn... I adore a good sense of humor. A witty one at that!

 

[Mimi]

I'm with ya, kitty bits. I'll take a man who can make me laugh over a man with only good looks to offer ANY DAY!

 

[Tspot]

I'll take a man who can make me laugh over a man with only good looks to offer ANY DAY!

Excellent! I have neither so I must be extra special.

Thanks exquisite ladies.