Well, you're clearly awesome; this much is empirically obvious. Just know that if you think you're ever ever ever gonna get me tied up then yer crrrrazy.
You advance a provocative and intriguing proposition. Let us consider it to be under advisement. Do my stories portray my feet as my worst spot? I suppose they might be; hard to say. Whichever spot is being tickled at the moment always seems like the worst spot...
Good to know. Even in the throes of the most helpless laughter I can usually manage a "please" sooner or later... and I always do. Unlike you, however, a lot of people ignore it!
We aren't big Valentine's people. She did give me kind of a relentless tickling less than an hour ago, out of nowhere, completely undeserved... but I don't think it was Valentines related.