A bin man (garbage man) approaches the door of a house that has no bin outside. He knocks and a Chinese man opens the door.
"Where's your bin, mate?"
"I bin to the toilet."
"No mate, where's your dust bin?"
"I DUST BIN to the toilet!"
"No mate, where's your wheelie bin?"
"FINE! I wheelie bin for a wank!"
Lmao. I deadset drooled when I layed eyes upon that magnificent creation!
I "baked" a replica for Tex in his birthday thread a few days ago, just to piss him off lol. It's scary how in sync our minds are when it comes to skittles! :jester:
I have a joke for you that's become something of a legend in Liverpool, but you'd only get it if you know what a dust-bin or a wheelie-bin is, do they use those terms in America?
Well here it is anyway, just heard it today:
I only ever fuck homeless women, it's much easier to get them to stay the night and in the morning you can drop them anywhere.