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Thank you Milagros! :giggle: Her name is Blonde... Jane Blonde, super detective! First on the scene with the bleedin' obvious! No crime remains unsolved when Blonde is on the case! Not a single one even gets addressed! Confidence and beauty in one trim, devastating package! Brains? Who needs...

Blonde: "My job is so classy! When I go on business trips, they make sure I travel first class!" Brunette: "Aha! I wondered why you had stamps on your forehead!" * * * When I was younger, man did I hate going to church! All that "Stand up! Sit down! Kneel!" The damn priest could never figure...

Doom must think he's got ahold of Sue Storm! A bit dim for a tyrannical super-genius... her hair color isn't even the same! On the other hand, if anyone could work out a way to keep a stretchy gal like Elastigirl hogtied, Victor'd be the one! Cool subjects, both! Doom is villain #1 as far as I'm...

I've never been all that familiar with "Captain Planet"; looks pretty racy for a kids' show! As the spirit of Earth, Gaia should feel at one with her natural surroundings. I'm so glad that tickling turns out to be an accepted part of it! Another pleasant, colorful piece! If this is part of the...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: Today, we get more detailed understanding into our blonde's motivations and mode of operation, all of which makes me wish I'd accrued enough wherewithall throughout my life to rate sugar-daddy status. As things stand, the best I can do is bitter-daddy, which no...

My son is such an imaginative little lad! A good thing too, as it helps him deal with his older sister's bullying. Like, for a while his favorite toy was a construction worker figure; he called it his Handyman. When my daughter saw how much he was enjoying it, she broke its hands off, simply out...

Thanks Oman! :giggle: I'll try not to make the wait too long!

Thanks so much, WonderCat! Very kind of you indeed! Glad you like the build-up; I feel tickling scenarios work best when a little anticipation is included. In spite of being driven up to and over the edge, I've always felt that Olive is receiving a certain measure of enjoyment from the...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: The great Archimedes takes his place alongside Schrödinger, Pavlov and Heisenberg within the hallowed temple which is our hapless blonde's scientific understanding! Needless to say, it's standing room only. One wonders how she's maintained an acceptable GPA over all...

Incoming: on April 11th, 2024, Orenthal James Simpson died from prostate cancer. In a related story, the cancer has been found Not Guilty. * * * The court ordered me and my brother to take blood tests. And I did great! Got an A! A lot better than my brother. He scored 0. * * * Prices are so...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: Again, the yellow-maned take top honors! Inland blondes prove to be just as clueless as the ones on the coast and "lightweight" a quality reserved not simply for houses! Straw blows away easily in a stiff breeze!

He: "Honey, I have some terrible news. Your dad just hanged himself in his attic." She: "He what?!!!" He: "April Fools!" She: "Oh thank God!" He: "He actually hanged himself in our attic." * * * My cousin walked into a gay bar. An hour later he came out. * * * "What's the matter, Sam...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: With spring baseball getting underway, you couldn't have made a more appropriate choice! Wish I could be more authoritative about the gap separating second and third base, but I personally never got past second!

My travel agent brother-in-law always knows where the best hallucinogens can be found, which countries have the most liberal drug policies and and how to find hotel accommodations that are least likely rip you off when you're high. I'll never even contemplate another vacation without advice from...

I just barely remember Popples from their 1980s run... you always manage to include references so obscure as to make your pictures fascinating artifacts in one way or other! Jessie, however, an element far more popular and relevant, took a few minutes to click. I'm not used to thinking of her as...

Thank you Milagros! :giggle: That's my own particular favorite this week! Though in my case, it's doubtless a case of circular reasoning!

One of King Arthur's knights never went on regular quests; he ran a counter-terrorism force within Camelot castle, always on the lookout for traitors or undercover operatives. He was so important to the kingdom, we remember his name to this day: Sir Valance. * * * The knight Sir Cumference...

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