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Usually these are from bots, but I'm actually looking to purchase a PS3 at a reasonable price. Is there a good website (other than the mainstream ebay, amazon, gamestop) that would sell consoles and games. I know I'm behind in getting one and PS4 is soon to release, but I don't want to spend...

Hello everyone. April is Autism Awareness month...and yes I'm a couple days early, but thought I would set the stage for getting the word out. You'll see a ribbon in my signature commemorating those with Autism. I have studied the disability in depth with my studies in Psychology and it has...

I just saw the news that one my favorite managers in wrestling growing up died last night. Paul Bearer was one of the best in the business. He was only 58. Here is the google search to a few articles about his passing...

This idiot teen girl did something that I thought would be common knowledge. She laughed during her court hearing and flipped off the judge. There is a video within the link that shows the whole thing...

Note: This is my first time writing a story like this. I welcome any feedback. Thanks :) Trapped in a Vanilla World Jack Tanner is a a man in his late twenties. He has a girlfriend, decent job, and the two are about to settle on a new home. Everything sounds pretty good; doesn't it? The...

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law* lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting...

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Steve's girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He...

This story has begun to hit national airwaves. A deranged man boarded a school bus, killed the driver, and kidnapped a 5 year old boy. He is now holding that boy in his underground bunker where the cops are attempting to negotiate with him. Here is the thing...the man (Jimmy Lee Dykes) is...

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny. "None, they all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny...

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope...

I'm on a roll with jokes, but these are good! A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into...

Little Johnnie's father took him to class his first day of school. Johnnie's dad pulled the teacher aside and told her, Johnnie has a bad gambling problem so don't make a bet with him you can't win. The teacher agreed. When the teacher was passing out the text books Johnny said, teach I'll make...

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. So he decides to try it out at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school? SON: At school *robot slaps son* SON: Ok, I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story *robot slaps son again* SON: Ok, it was A Day with...

On Monday Night...the wait will finally be over. #1 Notre Dame clashes with #2 Alabama in South Beach. This game should be a good one. No gimmicks...no tom foolery....just two physical teams going at each other for 60 minutes. I am a big time Crimson Tide fan, so I have no unbiased opinion...

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.'...

There is a clips4sale site out there that needs to be boycotted. The reason being the absolutely appalling statements made by its producer concerning the tragedy that happened in Connecticut. Here are his words exactly: which can be found in this thread...

When I woke this morning...I had no idea that I would have to drive my mother to the ER with severe pain in her upper abdomen (around the liver/gall bladder area). Slowest Goddamn people on Earth are in the ER...the irony in that is shocking. Good thing my stepfather showed up so I could leave...

I don't know how many people around here love college football, but I know I do. I love the collegiate level of play way better than the NFL. I understand that is not a popular view but I love the drama and excitement every week brings in college football. Week 1 is in the books and what did we...

Little Rodney comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little Rodney. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken...