Please join me in remembering a great icon who at 71 still died to young. A pillar of television for decades and admired by young and old alike.
Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for 18 to 20 minutes.
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Let me add a few more things about "Pills" as I called him. He was one of us. He loved this forum, though too afraid of it coming out. Here is a picture I took of him on a recent trip we took to a foot fetish convention.
Here is a picture of when I first met Pills, he was working as a security guard for Pillsbury, protecting the recipes of Grands biscuits, and crescent rolls.
Also recently he became an advocate of yestal rights. After being assaulted for years and being afraid to call someone, he the courage rose up inside him and he decided to take action.
His kids are a delight, and they will miss him.
A trust is being set up. You can donate by sending in 4 UPC labels with proof of purchase to: 425 Oven Way, Bakersfield CA.
I also want to end the rumors, though Pills had recently been taking HGH and steriods, it did not affect him or his appearance nor play a part in his death. He only wanted to be a little stronger for the next generation of youth.
Lastly you can all put your thoughts in this thread. And he will be so missed.
I LOVE YA PILLS!!
RIP
Rob
Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man, he was still considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end it was thought he'd raise once again, but he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 350 for 18 to 20 minutes.
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Let me add a few more things about "Pills" as I called him. He was one of us. He loved this forum, though too afraid of it coming out. Here is a picture I took of him on a recent trip we took to a foot fetish convention.
Here is a picture of when I first met Pills, he was working as a security guard for Pillsbury, protecting the recipes of Grands biscuits, and crescent rolls.
Also recently he became an advocate of yestal rights. After being assaulted for years and being afraid to call someone, he the courage rose up inside him and he decided to take action.
His kids are a delight, and they will miss him.
A trust is being set up. You can donate by sending in 4 UPC labels with proof of purchase to: 425 Oven Way, Bakersfield CA.
I also want to end the rumors, though Pills had recently been taking HGH and steriods, it did not affect him or his appearance nor play a part in his death. He only wanted to be a little stronger for the next generation of youth.
Lastly you can all put your thoughts in this thread. And he will be so missed.
I LOVE YA PILLS!!
RIP
Rob
