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The Get The Last Word In Thread

Is anyone really surprised that Rob started this thread?


I don't think he has an off switch! ILY ROB! 🙂
 
..Glamorous.. said:
Is anyone really surprised that Rob started this thread?


I don't think he has an off switch! ILY ROB! 🙂
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Of course I don't Glam. You will find out soon in person (at NEST... you better be able to go!!!!!) that I do not have an off switch for A LOT of things.

Oh by the way....the last word is again MINE!!!!!!!

Rob
 
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes' Honey

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like the Leather coat that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much is the Mercedes?'

WOMAN: ' $390,000'

MAN: 'OK,buy it , but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000' for it.

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price get the house '

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns around and asks:

'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
 
Robace252 said:
Of course I don't Glam. You will find out soon in person (at NEST... you better be able to go!!!!!) that I do not have an off switch for A LOT of things.

Oh by the way....the last word is again MINE!!!!!!!

Rob
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Bats :panic:
 
Mz Chaos said:
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes' Honey

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like the Leather coat that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much is the Mercedes?'

WOMAN: ' $390,000'

MAN: 'OK,buy it , but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000' for it.

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price get the house '

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns around and asks:

'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
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That's so wrong. But so damned funny.
 
Do i have to add a sign on the front door that says. THE LAST WORD BELONGS TO VLAD? I've tried putting my shoes at the door, then my coat and even sitting down to watch the game with a beer.

GAH!!!!!!!
 
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians are
the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like
construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, D C shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable.
 
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