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Gentlemen, You Growed a Vagina: What Do You Do?

Holy shit. I fucking love this thread.

But it never ceases to amaze me how many men think shoving foreign or not objects up there is fun or entertaining.

Why don't I shove a cucumber/blender/wisk/dozen eggs/wooden spoon/baby llama up your asshole or pee hole? :firedevil
 
CrystalLight said:
Holy shit. I fucking love this thread.

But it never ceases to amaze me how many men think shoving foreign or not objects up there is fun or entertaining.

Why don't I shove a cucumber/blender/wisk/dozen eggs/wooden spoon/baby llama up your asshole or pee hole? :firedevil
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BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
CrystalLight said:
Holy shit. I fucking love this thread.

But it never ceases to amaze me how many men think shoving foreign or not objects up there is fun or entertaining.

Why don't I shove a cucumber/blender/wisk/dozen eggs/wooden spoon/baby llama up your asshole or pee hole? :firedevil
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For a second there I totally thought you were gonna say something about mixing a bunch of shit in your vagina and then birthing out a cake. That would have been awesome. If you edit your post I'll delete mine LOL
 
spend the day playing with it pop out a baby or 10 sell em on ebay
 
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No way, man. You totally just owned that. :ily: :bwahaha:

Buuuuuuut, we could go back and forth and suggest other culinary delights that they could mix together and birth out. Like beef stroganoff.
 
CrystalLight said:
Holy shit. I fucking love this thread.

But it never ceases to amaze me how many men think shoving foreign or not objects up there is fun or entertaining.

Why don't I shove a cucumber/blender/wisk/dozen eggs/wooden spoon/baby llama up your asshole or pee hole? :firedevil
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Well, shoot! My tongue is long, but I doubt I'd be flexible enough to get it down there, so I'd have to find other ways to amuse myself and experience whatever sensations I could before the 24 hours was up! 😀

As far as pee-holes go, NO! Playing with pee-holes is BAD. DO NOT WANT. Vaginas can pass kids. Pee-holes can barely pass stones. :shake:
 
mellon_collie said:
probably just spend the day in bed.
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Precisely.

TklDuo-Ann said:
Wait! It should have to be that time of the month while they have it. Let them see how it feels! lol
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FAIL. Ann, you shush, or no tickles for you in your stocking! :sarcasm:

ShiningIce said:
It's all good and it's all going in!!
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Bwahahahahaha! I freakin' love you, man!

Feathery said:
I'd tickle the little man in the boat!
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Truer words have never been spoken!




Hey Jo, can I borrow a cup of cucumber/blender/wisk/dozen eggs/wooden spoon/baby llama?
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
Chicken fettuccine alfredo
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Cornbeef and Cabbage. 😀

Artoo said:
I'm not opposed. :woot2:
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I'm not surprised. 😎

Flatfoot said:
As far as pee-holes go, NO! Playing with pee-holes is BAD. DO NOT WANT. Vaginas can pass kids. Pee-holes can barely pass stones. :shake:
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Vaginas can barely pass kids too! You try shitting out a 9 and a half pound, 21.5 inch long Spawn Child. :devil2:

AffectionateDan said:
Hey Jo, can I borrow a cup of cucumber/blender/wisk/dozen eggs/wooden spoon/baby llama?
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LMFAO :ily:
 
I would successfully piss standing up, thereby showing that all women throughout history are completely incompetent. 😀

*puts on flame-retardant armour*
 
poopies said:
Awesome! After you've finished teaching me, we can play a game of vagina table tennis.
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LMFAO!!!! You always one-up me!! ILY!!

Artoo said:
I would successfully piss standing up, thereby showing that all women throughout history are completely incompetent. 😀

*puts on flame-retardant armour*
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Hey, I pee standing up often. I hate touching public toilet seats, or really any toilet seat that isn't mine or someone's who I know very, very well.
 
Skipadeedoodah said:
LMFAO!!!! You always one-up me!! ILY!!
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:ily: Maybe we can play doubles against her.

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