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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

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Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion...

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attac...onMutilates42MidgetsinCambodianRing-Fight.htm

Whether or not this is real, it still made me almost choke and die. Seriously, try and say, "Cambodian Midget Fighting League" with a straight face. :omnomnom:
 
Oh my word....................

Holy shit, I don't even know what I think right now.

Cambodian Midget Fighting League. Wow.
 
Well . . that's one way to solve the population problem . . Natural Selection at its best.
 
I'm surprised that TLC didn't capture this for a show idea.

They're obsessed with little people.
 
The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

I loved this part. Seriously, if it's not on Youtube then it never happened! 😀
 
I'm surprised that TLC didn't capture this for a show idea.

They're obsessed with little people.

Lion VS Midgets. Yup. I'd watch that. Shit, I'd go and buy the special edition DVD boxset. Each box is unique. Comes with bite marks from the lion.

Then the lion eats all the midgets in the world and has nothing left to do. He winds up doing commentary bits on VH1. Then Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Then Colgate commercials. Then he starts endorsing random things like oven mittens.

Poor lion.

Sad+Lion.jpg
 
Lion VS Midgets. Yup. I'd watch that. Shit, I'd go and buy the special edition DVD boxset. Each box is unique. Comes with bite marks from the lion.

Then the lion eats all the midgets in the world and has nothing left to do. He winds up doing commentary bits on VH1. Then Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Then Colgate commercials. Then he starts endorsing random things like oven mittens.

Poor lion.

Sad+Lion.jpg

And then finally finds the perfection suction with James Dyson and moving right along to discover the ultimate Ronco creation, making millions of dollars and retiring a very happy lion.

Set it and forget my friend.
 
Sometimes a story is so absurd that it doesn't need further explanation other than the headline.

Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

This one of those times.
 
this lion is ppv worthy. Vince really needs to bring him to the wwe.
 
Too good to be true...

Too good to be true...sounds like a Monty Python sketch...

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/lion-midgets.html

A "news" story, supposedly released by the BBC, has been spreading rapidly around the Internet via blogs, forums and email. The story claims that 42 members of the Cambodian Midget Fighting League were killed or injured in a bloody battle with an African lion.
The story was originally posted on a web page that was constructed to resemble a genuine BBC News article. However, the story is a fake and the web page that it is displayed on has no association with the BBC. Apparently, the fake article was originally intended as a joke to be shared among a limited number of friends. However, links to the article "escaped" into cyberspace and spread rapidly as such stories often do. The perpetrator has now placed a disclaimer online to explain the details of the hoax. The disclaimer outlines the reason the fake article was created as follows:

It was created to 'settle' a dispute between a friend of mine in which he claimed that 40 weaponless midgets could defeat 1 lion in a hypothetical fight. Many of my other friends and I tried to convince him that the lion would definitely win, but he would not back down from his argument. After seeing another fake article posing as BBC about 'zombism' in Cambodia, I got the idea to make this fake news article to try and convince him for the final time.

It is not uncommon for fake news stories to circulate rapidly around the Internet. In this case, the spread of the story appears to be unintentional. More commonly, the fake stories originate from satirical websites such as The Onion. Fake news articles about the deaths of William Hung, Michael Jackson, Magic Johnson and others continue to circulate long after the stories were first released.

Sorry...where's Penn Gillette?

you can picture the crowd:
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Funny... lol... but yeah, it says it's fake at the very top of the first link.
 
I want this to be true.:sadcry:

This story is like Santa Claus for voyeuristic sociopaths.
 
I could picture two Australian "Bruces" doing the play by play, and a giant cage with a dirt floor with the 42 diminutive warriors gathered in a phalanx, like in "300"...then the Vuvuzelas start buzzing as the Lion...representing South Africa, leaps out of the tunnel toward the midgets who then totally shit when the lion closes in. Seconds later, the little targets are tossed around like rag dolls and ripped to pieces, while some warriors jump on top of him and others run around, some climbing the cage...the ones that get on top of him are quickly shaken off...

The Lion's fans jump up and down like maniacs in the stands and blow their vuvuzelas as an arm and a head and a leg fall in front of them
:dancingbanana:Hakuna Matata :dancingbanana:

Next up...chickens fight monkeys with foam rubber bats for money. Fuckin' savages!
 
If 42 midgets fought a lion, they'd recover 22 bodies, 14 injured fighters...

And 6 midgets would have lion turds buried beneath their headstones. 😛
 
:bwahaha:

That'd be a sight to see.

An opening act to the Upper Class Twit of the Year Show

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How do you run yourself over?:shock2:
 
Bunch of noobs. They need a main tank and off tank, back up healer and some ranged dps. I wonder what his loot table holds. o.0
 
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAA
 
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