1.) Haley had my phone when you texted me earlier and started asking me all kinds of questions about you. "Who is a rhino? Is that his name? Who is he? Which one is he? (in the IFD+Rhino picture on my work computer) What does he look like when he's not a rhino?" It was adorable. You really pique her interest for some reason :p
I suppose that would be little me, though I honestly don't think of the Bash as my b-day party these days; it's about seeing you guys, not me getting old and dusty