the best part of waking up is foldgers in your butt
i ate a cookie and poped out a cookie monster baby
i shall take him and raise him as my own <3
yay i found a moma for my baby
but you have to deal with him when he cries/poops/pees/hollers/whines/vomits/does anything except be cute
hay dont u laugh at me young lady😛
Oh and what are you gonna do about it? *eyeroll* NEENER NEENER NEEEENER
*eats eyes*![]()
*grows another pair of eyes immediately and shoots lasers at you with them*