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Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents (a joke)

steph

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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
 
That's great! 😛

I'm reminded of this dorky doofus I knew back in high school, a guy who lived around the block from me. He was far from being the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he was basically a happy-go-lucky guy who was forever trying to fit in with the cool people in school. I know, every school has at least one of these, and their attempts can vary in gradations of 'pathetic'...
Well, my friend here decided to attend the Senior Prom. He asked this girl to accompany him, he was all excited. So, what does he do? he comes in a tux, with a box of Trojans concealed not too discreetly behind the lapel. There he is, walking around, or sitting at the table, people looking at him with the box of condoms sticking out of his friggin' tuxedo. Naturally, his date wanted very badly to roll up into a fetal position and die.

Now, between you and me, I think he was unconsiously trying to live down an episode from a couple of years before, when, at a crucial time that he actually needed condoms, he was deprived of them, and decided to substitute a Glad bag instead, tied to his manhood with a rubber band. This episode ended rather badly, as the circulation to the aforementioned manhood got kind of well...cut off.

Look, do you think I could possibly make this up? I was in the house at the time! You should've seen him rummaging through the kitchen, half naked, three quarters panicking...😛
 
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