THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE

shane2 · Apr 22, 2011

THINGS TO DO AT A BORING MOVIE
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like you’re passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juicy Fruits for you asthma.
7. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl’s bathroom is flooding.
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink while smiling.
13. Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you because your invisible friend already is.

GEORGIATKLER · Apr 22, 2011

Is a whoopie cushion similar to a Motel 6 mattress??

With the cost of movie tickets these days, you had better check the review or check with a friend who shares your taste in movies. I hate it when all a movies good scenes are (unknowingly) in the preview! Ouch!! When in doubt do da matinee or just wait for video. I have only been usher shooshed at one movie. It was so boring I did talk too much to my friend and someone turned us in.