Man Moments.

c7_assassin · Oct 23, 2009

Men, there are a few moments in our lives when we have to take a step back and say "Goddamn, it's good to be a man. We've done something that most human beings in history wouldn't have been capable of. We've transcended our simple human form by virtue of being awesome and lucky, and goddamn manly."

I'm a little drunk tonight, so you'll excuse my political incorrectness...

But from the Romans, to the Vikings, to the Marines, all men have indulged in our share of manly moments that the fairer sex just wouldn't understand.

We've all had them... At least those of us who are man enough to claim the title.

Let's rattle off a few and feel good about how goddamn manly we really are.

I'll start:

I've eaten raw red meat off the bone.

I've cut metal with fire.

I've fired a machine gun.

I've drank Scotch that was older than myself.

I've slept in a structure of my own creation.

I've cooked up a batch of my own napalm.

I've experienced the pain of laparascopic surgery (that's when they open you from breastbone to pelvis).

And goddamn it all, I'm a better man for it. 😉

Get the idea?

Now you say something...😛

Artoo · Oct 23, 2009

I've set myself on fire, then used myself to cook my food that I had caught, killed and skinned beforehand. 😎

c7_assassin · Oct 23, 2009

Artoo said:
I've set myself on fire, then used myself to cook my food that I had caught, killed and skinned beforehand. 😎

And blarrrrrrrrgh, you're a better man for it!!! :rockon:

leafstk · Oct 23, 2009

I would rather freeze than ask for directions

I leave the seat up and I like it that way 😛

I laugh, even when its inappropriate

And I'm a true believer that :beer:

is the nector of the Gods 😀

c7_assassin · Oct 23, 2009

leafstk said:
I would rather freeze than ask for directions

I leave the seat up and I like it that way 😛

I laugh, even when its inappropriate

And I'm a true believer that is the nector of the Gods 😀

And this is what Canadian men do...and we like it that way!!! :canada:

Carsomyr · Oct 23, 2009

c7_assassin said:
I've eaten raw red meat off the bone.

I've cut metal with fire.

I've fired a machine gun.

I've drank Scotch that was older than myself.

I've slept in a structure of my own creation.

I've cooked up a batch of my own napalm.

I've experienced the pain of laparascopic surgery (that's when they open you from breastbone to pelvis).

Bolded green are things I have already done. Bolded blue are things I WANT to do 😀

I'll add some more:

I've had two screws pulled out of my elbow without any anaesthetics

I have grown a bigger beard than anyone I've ever met

I was drunk during an oral presentation in school

I have set a park bench on fire

I have blown up a yule goat

I have made my own rifle out of a floorball-stick and gunpowder from a bunch of firecrackers.

I have a sign saying "Warning: Risk for explosion - remove all containers in case of fire" hanging next to my epic stash of booze

I have a sworn mortal enemy

I have slept in a forest

I have been on the verge of alcohol poisoning

...and I'm a better man for it all, DAMN IT! :headbang:

Canadian_Eh · Oct 23, 2009

Seriously boys, but those things away before someone loses an eye 😛 :bubbleheart:

c7_assassin · Oct 23, 2009

Goddamn it Cars, how'd I know you'd have a kickass response? 😀 :sweden:

I have a sworn mortal enemy

I have slept in a forest

I have been on the verge of alcohol poisoning

herts tickler · Oct 23, 2009

yes yes YES GODDAMMIT YESSSS!!! im raving high on testosterone lets get it done!!!!

i yanked a motor off a explosion proof fire damper i had just fitted by hand cutting my arm about 2 inches across and about an inch deep in the process. did i go for stiches like the site medic suggested? na i superglued it, taped some tissue over it and went back to work!

i stood my ground against four guys who attacked me in the pub where i grew up. they batterd me, one of them had a duster and very nearly blinded me and the little mugs couldnt even put me on the deck!

iv sat around smoky tables while older men talked about what is wrong with the world and i listened and i learned.

i jumped into a swimming pool naked in ibiza in front of roughly 200 people

i was excuciatingly ill on a recent cruise round europe, i should have seen the doctor on the boat instead i decided to buy some unknown medicine from a pharmacy in rome-man logic!!!

c7 assasin u have created a masterpiece. be drunk more often!!!

Artoo · Oct 23, 2009

herts tickler said:
iv sat around smoky tables while older men talked about what is wrong with the world and i listened and i learned.

This. I will never forget what I learned.
That is, if I was able to remember it the following morning.

♡AimLEE♡ · Oct 23, 2009

Is this thread even real? hahahahaha :megafail:

Thanks for the entrainment boys!

:bwahaha:

😀

Mister Scruff · Oct 23, 2009

I was once arrested for driving without pants.

badreligion · Oct 23, 2009

being able to pick up your underwear with your toes toss em up and catch em on the first try .

Mister Scruff · Oct 23, 2009

badreligion · Oct 23, 2009

Mister Scruff said:

Lol thats a man moment ?

Mister Scruff · Oct 23, 2009

That's a "boy" moment.

A "sexy boy" moment.

Y'know, because he's a sexy boy and is most definitely NOT your boy toy.

poopies · Oct 23, 2009

I wash my own dishes and do my own laundry!!! Grrrrrrrrrr.... MAN POWER!

Frowg · Oct 23, 2009

ok, let's see

I've chopped down a tree... with an assault rifle.

I've told a boss to his face that he was a prick.

I've slept with women far more attractive than myself.

I've been turned down by women far less attractive than myself.

I've stood onstage in front of hundereds of people and nailed a guitar solo to the wall by it's balls.

I've considered the well-being of others before acting. (wow, that's a big one for me)

I've built/overhauled items that have saved lives/ensured personal safety.

I too have cut metal with fire, and diamonds, and other metal, and frickin lasers.

I've won a habanero eating contest, and lost a whiskey drinking contest.

I've left a wife for talking shit about the greatest man of all time, Dad.

now I feel like a trip to the batting cage and a round of Jamo's and pbr, while listening to waylon on the jukebox.

Mister Scruff · Oct 23, 2009

Well, I once punched a Barbary Ape in the face in Gibraltar when it tried to steal my ice cream cone. How many of you so-called "men" have ever punched a monkey in the face? How many?

None, that's right. And you call yourself a man...

AmandaBear · Oct 23, 2009

I like bewbs. 😈

I've caught a 2-inch guppy in a pay lake. :firedevil

:

I didn't pass out the first time I saw The Mummy. 😀

I like bewbs. 😈

I've dissected a frog and enjoyed every minute of it. :woot:

I've got a scar on my chest <s>from the 700 pound grizzly bear that wanted to gut my intestines</s> :rockon:

And...I LIKE BEWBS! :woot2:

And I'm a better lezzo for it all. So there. :dancingbanana:

Soda Bobinski · Oct 23, 2009

I've knocked out my own teeth doing something stupid.

I've been in more than one barfight for rushing to the aid of a friend.

I scratch when I itch , where I itch.

I make fun of guys who frost the tips of their hair.

I laugh when people fall down & I continue to laugh as I help them up.

I masturbate.

I question the notion of giving people power over other people.

I've punched a brick wall & made it say , "ouch".

I've looked "God" in the face & bitch slapped that fucker from here to eternity for being such a dick.

I've had a woman break my heart on more than one occasion.

... & YEE-HAAA!!! I'm a better man for it , bitches!!! :rockon:

Mephistopheles · Oct 23, 2009

AmandaBear said:
I've dissected a frog and enjoyed every minute of it.

Humans are much more fun to dissect. The wonderful joy of removing the colon from a corpse, anus still attached, and then asking people using the anus as a sort of microphone whether they've had anal sex in their lives. 😀

Artoo · Oct 23, 2009

Mephistopheles said:
The wonderful joy of removing the colon from a corpse, anus still attached, and then asking people using the anus as a sort of microphone whether they've had anal sex in their lives. 😀

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME MANPOINTS FOR HIS MANMOBILE, NOW!

Angel77 · Oct 23, 2009

AmandaBear said:
I like bewbs. 😈

I've caught a 2-inch guppy in a pay lake. :

I didn't pass out the first time I saw The Mummy. 😀

I like bewbs. 😈

I've dissected a frog and enjoyed every minute of it.

I've got a scar on my chest <s>from the 700 pound grizzly bear that wanted to gut my intestines</s>

And...I LIKE BEWBS!

And I'm a better lezzo for it all. So there.

I like bewbs too and I'm not a lez! :dancingbanana:

Bewbs are just cool like dat!

Mephistopheles · Oct 23, 2009

Artoo said:
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME MANPOINTS FOR HIS MANMOBILE, NOW!

I'm not sure about the manly bit, it pretty much grossed out everyone in my immediate surroundings regardless of gender 😀

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