Man Moments.

[Deleted member 66627]

I think they're all bullshit except for the huge cock part. That bulge in your pants is hard to miss.

*puffs chest*

BIGGER

 

[Snail Shell]

Doesn't count we all know Amanda likes that kind of thing.

It wasn't Amanda. 😉

Snail Shell

 

[herts tickler]

i got frog-marched out of white hart lane football stadium by security while being cheered by about 30,000 people. not that this cant happen to a woman-im all for equal rights stadium ejection

 

[Lost_My_Mind]

Everyone here seems to be saying how they've had various surgurys, or gone to the doctor, ect ect ect. Well, when I get hurt I DON'T go to the doctor. Split your head open? Walk it off, superglue the cut closed, and don't fall asleap. Cut your leg badly? Fishing wire and needle. Girlfriend on PMS? Uh......well.......shiiiiiiiiiiit...........

 

[Mister Scruff]

i got frog-marched out of white hart lane football stadium by security

Did they catch you eating a bacon roll or something?