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ViperGTS - The "Re-build" Thread

CMartin

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As you all may know, Viper recently received a medical diagnosis that will require surgery to correct.

Although this is a serious issue, it IS Viper after all and what better way to help the TMF's resident smart-ass, and good friend of mine, through this than with some irreverent humor.

Note: this could also be considered payback for the gif of me in his sig but who knows... 😛

So, here's the challenge....since Viper is going in for surgery, what other improvements, add-ons, etc. should they add while they're in there working (i.e. Steve Austin, Robocop, etc.)?

My vote is for a built-in device that will let him to "plug-in" to any vehicle and allow him to diagnose and REPAIR any car problems. 😛
 
Poor Viper. I have been away too long. I had no idea he was going in for surgery. I am so sorry to hear this.
 
I was sorry to hear this too and of course I wish him well.... if anything he's stubborn, so i'm sure he'll come thru just fine 😛 😀

Hmmm... how about a temperature gauge? :jester:
 
a mini projector...so he can display movies on walls wherever he is 😀
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH I just found this because Imfailer had to point it out to me.

I didn't take that pic out of my sig because of this - I just took it out because it was time for a change anyway, man. I still think that shit is hilarious.

And this is an interesting thread - I can't wait to see some of the shenannigans that folks come up with, LOL
 
How about a "special flashlight" attachment?

<img src="http://elektrolumens.com/RedNeck/RedNeck-Flashlight.1.jpg" border="0" alt="" />
 
Superpowers! He will have his cognitive abilities enhanced, leading to a career change...

...NEST '10 will have a tent in the hotel lobby with a sign outside saying "Viper's Psychic Readings"
 
Put a zipper in him so if more surgery is needed then all they will have to do is unzip him.:jester:
 
I think he needs a special mechanical satellite dish that come out of his butt a la Eric Cartman 🙂
 
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