I was watching a show not too long ago about how as a society, we are so "sue happy." Why has it come to this? People are suing fast food chains because they or their children have gained weight from eating too many Happy Meals (when I gain a few from eating too much fast food I simply don't buy fast food anymore - it's my decision on what to buy and put into my body so therefore that would be my fault, not Big Mac's - speaking of which, I should probably hit the gym 
), or how about people suing tobacco companies because they have gotten cancer. This one really pisses me off. When are we taught that smoking is bad? In elementary school at least or even before that. And once we're old enough to read, we can clearly see on the cig package that smoking causes cancer, among other things. Hey, I myself am a smoker and if I got cancer because of it, it's MY FAULT. It would be unfortunate but again, my fault. I chose to smoke. I know smoking is bad but I still light up. It doesn't take a freaking genius to know that you are responsible for what you do to you. Just like that whack job lady that successfully sued McDonald's for having hot coffee (that she very stupidly put between her legs and subsequently got burned). That case STILL pisses me off. She gets money because she's stupid??? I've heard of cases where people have sued owners of dogs after they have TRESPASSED into their yards with the dogs being tied up and they got bit - so they sue? Weren't they the ones trespassing? Ugh. Ok, I feel better now lol. In the meantime, enjoy some of the stupid cases and winners of the Stella Awards (an award for people that sue for stupid reasons). Shame on the judges or jury that awarded these people money. 
Stella Awards
It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.
Here are the Stellas for the past year:
*SEVENTH PLACE*
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
Start scratching!
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
Scratch some more....
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pa., who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. Keep scratching. There are more.....
Double hand-scratching after this one.
*FOURTH PLACE*
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
Pick a new spot to scratch. You're getting a bald spot.
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pa., because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. Whatever happened to people being responsible for their own actions?
Only two more so ease up on the scratching.....
*SECOND PLACE*
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Del. , sued the owner of a nightclub in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the nightclub had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure..
OK. Here we go!!
* FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First-Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
), or how about people suing tobacco companies because they have gotten cancer. This one really pisses me off. When are we taught that smoking is bad? In elementary school at least or even before that. And once we're old enough to read, we can clearly see on the cig package that smoking causes cancer, among other things. Hey, I myself am a smoker and if I got cancer because of it, it's MY FAULT. It would be unfortunate but again, my fault. I chose to smoke. I know smoking is bad but I still light up. It doesn't take a freaking genius to know that you are responsible for what you do to you. Just like that whack job lady that successfully sued McDonald's for having hot coffee (that she very stupidly put between her legs and subsequently got burned). That case STILL pisses me off. She gets money because she's stupid??? I've heard of cases where people have sued owners of dogs after they have TRESPASSED into their yards with the dogs being tied up and they got bit - so they sue? Weren't they the ones trespassing? Ugh. Ok, I feel better now lol. In the meantime, enjoy some of the stupid cases and winners of the Stella Awards (an award for people that sue for stupid reasons). Shame on the judges or jury that awarded these people money. Stella Awards
It's time again for the annual 'Stella Awards'! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head. So keep your head scratcher handy.
Here are the Stellas for the past year:
*SEVENTH PLACE*
Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.
Start scratching!
* SIXTH PLACE *
Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.
Scratch some more....
* FIFTH PLACE *
Terrence Dickson, of Bristol, Pa., who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. Keep scratching. There are more.....
Double hand-scratching after this one.
*FOURTH PLACE*
Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.
Pick a new spot to scratch. You're getting a bald spot.
* THIRD PLACE *
Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pa., because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. Whatever happened to people being responsible for their own actions?
Only two more so ease up on the scratching.....
*SECOND PLACE*
Kara Walton, of Claymont , Del. , sued the owner of a nightclub in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the nightclub had to pay her $12,000....oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure..
OK. Here we go!!
* FIRST PLACE *
This year's runaway First-Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her, are you sitting down?
$1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.
You know that movie with Clive Owen, Children of Men? After reading this I'm thinkin that wouldn't be such a bad thing to happen. Not the war and desolation part. The no breeding part. 
