English As She Is Spoke

I have no idea what the clips are like on this truly astonishing website, though the girls are passably pretty. The main attraction is the fractured English in the descriptions/captions of the clips available on the 'store' pages of the site, and the Fiendish Tormentor (presumably he runs the site) in the M/f videos, tastefully attired as he is in a ski mask surmounted by hornrimmed glasses.

A few examples to tempt you....

'Santa's elf Kate sits on chair and has bound hands and legs. Tickler tortures her to betrayed where there are stocking filler. Ticklish her armpit, sides and ribcage. Kate can't anything only do laugh.'

'Tickler couldn't endure it and he must Maria tickle also. He come at her barefooted feet and tickle is properly.'

'Tickler will take down her shoes. She digs leg that is why tickler her legs shackles.'

'Katja is new favourite everyone's ticklers. She is safely chained to torturous bench. She's ticklish all over body and every touch on her body evokes explosion laughter. Her bare feet are sensitive mostly and electric tooth - brush was for Katja intolerable.'

'She will take down her socks and tickle her bare feet. Maria cries: "Feet no tickle, there no!"'

Please buy from this fellow, if only so he can afford English lessons...

www.czechticklishgirls.com

Escuse me while I laugh my ass off.

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*finds ass and puts it back on*

All your base are belong to us.

ROFL....yes I notised that as well...once the page finally loaded..

..but actually I find foreign accents charming...especially when it's a female doing the speaking.

You think the models at that site are only passably pretty, jonmath? I'd say they were a few more notches over passable! 🙂

Storm_Cat said:

You think the models at that site are only passably pretty, jonmath? I'd say they were a few more notches over passable! 🙂

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Well, Storm, Beauty is relative, and since I live with Kittentoes, who is 'IMpassibly pretty', http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=72769

I stand by my original evaluation!!

Glad you liked the site.

jonmath said:

Well, Storm, Beauty is relative, and since I live with Kittentoes, who is 'IMpassibly pretty', http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=72769

I stand by my original evaluation!!

Glad you liked the site.

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OOoooooooo ... I see! 🙂

I imagine I would be a bit biased as well if shared the same bed with the lovely Giovanna....!! 😉

johnny maths you have the excellence to have speaked english for many a long years inside America I am suspecting.
Please be understandable to my situation and allow me to afford you the chances of a quick return of reply to this my posting.

Gender confusion

Storm_Cat said:

OOoooooooo ... I see! 🙂

I imagine I would be a bit biased as well if shared the same bed with the lovely Giovanni....!! 😉

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Uh.....Storm, I must inform you that if Jon shared his bed with a "Giovanni" he would be of a rather different orientation. GiovannI is a boy's name, Italian for John. My fetish modeling name is GiovannA, the feminine version.

And thanks to both you and my darling Jon "per i tuoi complimenti"

KittenToes said:

Uh.....Storm, I must inform you that if Jonmath shared his bed with a "Giovanni" he would be of a rather different orientation. GiovannI is a boy's name, Italian for John. My fetish modeling name is GiovannA, the feminine version.

And thanks to both you and my darling Jonmath "per i tuoi complimenti"

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A thousand pardons for my error in the spelling of your name, Giovanna. I have since edited my post to correct this (see reason for editing). I posted that in haste, and didn't proof read it as I usually do....the reason why isn't important.

Hug and make up?

ViperGTS said:

All your base are belong to us.

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Exactly...

Storm_Cat said:

Hug and make up?

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Sure, Storm_Cat. What shade of lipstick would you like to wear? I personally recommend fire engine red.

KittenToes said:

Sure, Storm_Cat. What shade of lipstick would you like to wear? I personally recommend fire engine red.

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Well, KittenToes, personally I don't wear it, but later tonight I'm sure S will have it plastered all over me from her kisses...!! That's usually the way the night goes... 🙂

The site's English has the sound of something run through a translation program.