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Shempgate 2006. Day 2

RobAce

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Well folks, ol Shemp here to bring you first a recap and then the latest update on the unfortunate events that have unfolded before our eyes.

First, all MODS and several former Mods have been struck by a terrible disease known as Moderatoritus.
After making that discovery Robace was kidnapped.
Check this thread for all the initial details....
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=83667

Now for the newest developments..
Its seems we are well on our way to meet the kidnappers demands for the return of our beloved Robace252. We have found a Dr. Pooon Yu, the best proctologist in the US willing to give his services for free to the MFERs (Mods For Exciting Rectal exams), and it also it seems several of our members have decided to donate their monthly supplies of Preperation H. These unnammed donors have our sincerest thanks.
David Hasseloff has yet to return our calls but we will assume it is because he is already well on his way to completeing the album.
The Clown Car and 2 pairs of floppy shoes we also have and are ready to give those to the perpatraitors.
I must however say I am dissapointed with the lack of people switching their siggy pics to cereal box icons, and of this moment we have only raised $3.15 in nickels of the $13,008.06 needed as part of the ransom demand.
So come on all, help us free Robace, there's no telling what devious tortures Robace is enduring.

We have another break in the case though...
We see here a new photo of the ringleader of this unit of useless mindnumming people that did these awful crimes.
humor_hunting_priorities.jpg

This is Vinchensio Villamena Raymundo, he is also considered humorless and dangerous. Armed with little wit, but a whole lotta (well you know, look at the TP in the tree) he is the ring leader and is bent on harming the community as a whole. Wearing his trademark black hat to cover up a bald spot the size of Minnesota he has also been known to dress as a little girl and attend ballet recitals under the alais of "Debbie Snackcakes"

The "Bring our Ace home" song is almost ready, and will be relesed at the next Update, many celebrities have collaborated to bring us what will be a song for ages.

Lastly we have a new ally.....his picture is below, and he has come to us to help. He is very honored about the thread that was created in his honor
http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?t=72282

He has vowed to "kick ass first and take names later"

Shemp. Whoop whoop whoop.
 
well hurry up and get Rob back.. i don't like shemp.
 
What are you two babbling about? Rob's ransom was paid and he is back....

 
venray said:
What are you two babbling about? Rob's ransom was paid and he is back....


i don't babble.. i ramble...
 
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Did you know....

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
 
I still see Shemp. 🙁 🙁
I want to see a woman's bare soles in that oval. :feets:
 
Yet another thread and I'm still wondering if there's some joke I'm not in on. Same old logo on my screen. Who's fucking with the Jedi Master?
 
We have another break in the case though...

Hey! Izzat Dick Cheney? If his portrait appears up top next this forum will undoubtedly lose members like teeth in a crackmouth.

Rxx
 
I hope there isnt a deep throat in this Shempgate case. thats stepping over the line.
Deep throat.....ROFL.

We certainly dont even need to think about that.

Rob
 
Just for the record, if there is a deep throat, id put my money on Joe Bessa! after all, he was Shemps replacement. :scared:
 
I can deal with Shemp looking at me when I come onto the site Now If I see Superman or worse yet,that fething Gieco lizard........ :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty: :ranty:
 
What the hell IS all this Shemp nonsense anyway??? I'm kinda fed up with it!! :rant:

I think my next thread is gonna be a "Goodbye, TMF" one, cause I'm getting sick of all this asinine bullshit! :Grrr:



Drew

(and yeah.....the stupid logo HASN'T changed...it's still feet!!!!!)
 
AffectionateDan said:
It's more of a nattering, actually. 🙄

hmm never heard that term.. is that good or bad?

o and damn it.... i still see shemp... :ranty: :ranty:
 
Too funny...

I love a good scandal and Shempgate is up there with the best of them!
And I love Shrexx's new siggy pic.
 
unit5610 said:
I love a good scandal and Shempgate is up there with the best of them!
And I love Shrexx's new siggy pic.

Yeah it's funny and scary at the same time.
 
You know guys. If this is to help Drew70 get over his fear of shemp, I'm not sure it's helping. Over-exposure is a two way psychological street.

Besides, even if you DID help him. Is it really worth making the rest of the forum nuts? :dogpile:

PS: I also see shemp...This is not saying much, as I also hear people yelling and screaming at each other in my head right before I fall asleep.
 
Forgive me folks but...

I think some of us may be getting a little Shemped out here, I know I am. No more stooges please. *Goink!!!* 😀
 
Tell ya what...no more what female member do you want to tickle threads and we can dismiss the stooges....

One man's meat another's poison so to speak....



Really if you dont want to see them, just don't open the threads...they are very well identified....
 
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