You Pods kill me!
There is a mugger being sought in Philly as we speak, who has been walking girls/women into back alleys. robbing them at gunpoint, then fondling their feet and sucking their toes.
Okay which one of you is it? You can PM me in a discreet way and I promise not to turn you in. I just want to know what is going on in your INSANE BRAIN!!!
This past summer, I was "wagging" with Mike at a popular Philly mall. (BTW: If you have trouble knowing what I'm saying, refer to my "Gawker's Dictionary" on my forum) I had a camera in my hand just in case the scenary was pic-worthy. I saw lots of great sites and yet, my human decency forbade me from being obvious and taking shots of these girls.
Mike was getting irked because, he, being a Pod, wanted all those juicy "lifts" we were seeing as we walked through this crowded mall. Me, being an upperbody fan, saw plenty of opportunities but couldn't bring myself to take a pic and risk embarrassment.
As we walked, I reminded Mike of a similar incident, unlike the one I stated at the beginning of this essay, where a man was arrested for fondling a girl's feet in a movie theatre. Apparently, she felt something tickling her foot and looked down in horror to find a man on his back, under the theatre seats, with her toes in his mouth.
"You Pods are out of your mind!" I said to him as we walked, and I missed yet another great photo opportunity.
"And you upper body people," Mike retorted, "Have no balls!"
Max
There is a mugger being sought in Philly as we speak, who has been walking girls/women into back alleys. robbing them at gunpoint, then fondling their feet and sucking their toes.
Okay which one of you is it? You can PM me in a discreet way and I promise not to turn you in. I just want to know what is going on in your INSANE BRAIN!!!
This past summer, I was "wagging" with Mike at a popular Philly mall. (BTW: If you have trouble knowing what I'm saying, refer to my "Gawker's Dictionary" on my forum) I had a camera in my hand just in case the scenary was pic-worthy. I saw lots of great sites and yet, my human decency forbade me from being obvious and taking shots of these girls.
Mike was getting irked because, he, being a Pod, wanted all those juicy "lifts" we were seeing as we walked through this crowded mall. Me, being an upperbody fan, saw plenty of opportunities but couldn't bring myself to take a pic and risk embarrassment.
As we walked, I reminded Mike of a similar incident, unlike the one I stated at the beginning of this essay, where a man was arrested for fondling a girl's feet in a movie theatre. Apparently, she felt something tickling her foot and looked down in horror to find a man on his back, under the theatre seats, with her toes in his mouth.
"You Pods are out of your mind!" I said to him as we walked, and I missed yet another great photo opportunity.
"And you upper body people," Mike retorted, "Have no balls!"
Max
