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Some of you may have read this before. It was my old profile. It attracted dozens of admirers, none of whom were real. Here it is, back by unpopular demand: Coq Au Vin! Coq Au Vin: A Seductive Culinary Journey (or Braising Birds and Raising Eyebrows) First, in a heavy-bottomed pot, add: 4...

My dad had a few of them saved on this zip disk, along with a number of other dirty jokes at the time, and because I came across them when I was 6-7 years old, that might explain my twisted sense of humor now. Now I miss that zip disk and honestly wish I still had it in my possession, but he...

Although I was too little at the time to watch his specials with my dad, I remember indirectly getting glimpses of them when my dad would watch them in the basement and how overhearing what George said later spoke to me, which is what made him arguably the greatest comedian who ever lived...

We finally have an answer to what Wumbo is in a grammatical context :ROFLMAO: https://youtu. be/FR5wo96cbaE?si=Uvm4rxb9xnYaZCWv

Don't put your mouth on these tits. They bite back. ;)

Tickle Down Theory “Ahahahahaha! Eugene, could you please turn off your machine now?” asked Gloria, breaking out into another spasm of laughter. “No, Gloria, I cannot do that; I have not collected nearly the amount of data I require,” replied Eugene. He wore a long, white lab coat over his...

This story is the most utterly detailed thing that anyone has ever written here ever. Once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a city far far away, on a Tuesday, there was an incredibly handsome, incredibly awesome man, and a beautiful ticklish woman. And the man DESTROYED HER!!!with...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REQRHdMRimw My cat has done the same thing. :paw: Except it was with my shaver. He hates the noise of that thing. :paw:

Silly People Rule!!! Attention children of the Silly Stuff forum: We know that by being one, the mutation is fast. :eek: Whether the valuable attribute is inherent, genetic or environmental, make a testimonial: why do WE rule?

Disclaimer If the sounds of farting bother you then don't click on the link :weird: http://www.jibjab.com/play.asp?contentid=28&linkid=423429

:D I used my cartoons to back-up the punchline. :D

Have you got some jokes/cartoons? (or anything you consider to be funny that you want to share with the bunch of us) Post it here! <img src="http://download.consumptionjunction.com/multimedia/cj_11680.jpg"> <img src="http://www.lachfabriek.nl/plaat6/FRNCHFRY.gif"> <img...