10 reasons computers must be Males

[Illtcklu]

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter. 😱

 

[milagros317]

LOL 😛
Very amusing. 😀

 

[kered]

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody's home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter. 😱

Can't you say the same about blondes?

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

Can't you say the same about blondes?

You can... but then why would you wanna do that, eh Kered?

 

[isabeau]

Can't you say the same about blondes?

omg Heavenly Tickle whatever shall we do with him???

 

[kered]

omg Heavenly Tickle whatever shall we do with him???

I just happen to have a few ideas written down............... 🙄

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

omg Heavenly Tickle whatever shall we do with him???

I know. We so need to teach him a lesson.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I just happen to have a few ideas written down............... 🙄

O really... well perhaps you'd be so kind as to share them? (Not that Izzy and I don't have enough ideas of our own.)

 

[Illtcklu]

I thought Kered was talking about blonde males.................

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I thought Kered was talking about blonde males.................

This isn't that whole "smoking" the "cigar" thing again is it?

 

[Illtcklu]

This isn't that whole "smoking" the "cigar" thing again is it?

TMF has it's own smoking section..............................you don't get it do you...........BLONDIE!!!!!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

TMF has it's own smoking section..............................you don't get it do you...........BLONDIE!!!!!

No, I'm afraid I don't......... SNEEZY! 😛

 

[General Zod]

But when you wish to turn your computer off for the night,they act like women Basically they ask if you really wish to shut down 😛