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13 Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed

goddess_nemesis

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1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.

6. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.

7. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!

8. If your right leg was Thanksgiving and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?

9. You remind me of a Championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

10. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.

11. Could I touch your belly button. . . . from the inside?

12. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I=3D 69?

13. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll put my head in.
 
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