Two buddies, Bob and Larry, were getting very
drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all
over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in
your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone
threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get
even drunker.
Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts
to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and
you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words,
Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin.
Itsh snot wha yew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too
many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said
hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twenn ie bucks for
the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says,
"But this is forty bucks.."
"Oh, yeah.. I almos' fergot, he shhhit in
my pants, too."
drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all
over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in
your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone
threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for
the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get
even drunker.
Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts
to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and
you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're
disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words,
Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin.
Itsh snot wha yew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks.
But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too
many! And he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said
hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twenn ie bucks for
the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says,
"But this is forty bucks.."
"Oh, yeah.. I almos' fergot, he shhhit in
my pants, too."
