Whoviantrekkie
TMF Master
- Joined
- Jun 27, 2009
- Messages
- 886
- Points
- 18
1. Would you rather be a coal-miner or a florist?
A florist
2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?
Clinton
3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]
7"2
4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?
Yes. As long as I don't have to live with the guilt of killing someone I'm good.
5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?
Firefighter
6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But only because I haven't seen Driving Miss Daisy
7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?
Star in a blockbuster
8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?
Both would be really awesome but I'd probably say fly. My crippling vertigo and fear of heights would be more at ease if I knew I could just fly away.
9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]
Get punched
10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?
As selfish as this sounds. I wouldn't risk it.
11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?
325 lbs. I've already been battling a mental disability for most of my life. I don't want to battle a different one.
12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?
Be in love and be loved back
13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?
I have a feeling that if I threw up every single time I had sexual relations with my partner I'd be getting A LOT less than once a month so I'll take the second option.
14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?
1935. It would be tough, but the fashion was cooler and there is a higher possibility of indoor plumbing.
15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?
Wolverine. His healing factor would be enough to kick Alien ass.
16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?
Murder.
17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?
Tiger. I'd rather die at the hands of something fluffy.
18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?
Indiana Jones all the way! Bond is cool and all but as a future history teacher and as someone who has seen the first three Indiana Jones movies at least 15-20 times, I say Jones!
19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?
Siberia
20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?
I really don't know. I guess burning would be quicker? But I don't know.
A florist
2. Who was the better president, JFK or Bill Clinton?
Clinton
3. Would you rather be 7"2 or 5"0? [6"8 or 4"6 for women]
7"2
4. You can end the suffering of every laboratory animal in the world. They will not feel any pain no matter what experiments are done to them. To accomplish this, however, you must take a randomly selected inmate from a maximum security prison and break every one of his fingers with a pair of pliers. Would you do it?
Yes. As long as I don't have to live with the guilt of killing someone I'm good.
5. Would you rather be a firefighter or a police officer?
Firefighter
6.Which is the better movie, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Driving Miss Daisy?
Texas Chainsaw Massacre. But only because I haven't seen Driving Miss Daisy
7. Would you rather win the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or star in a Hollywood blockbuster?
Star in a blockbuster
8. Would you rather be able to be invisible or to fly?
Both would be really awesome but I'd probably say fly. My crippling vertigo and fear of heights would be more at ease if I knew I could just fly away.
9. Would you rather have Ralph Macchio suck your dick, or Angelina Jolie punch you in the face? [substitute Courtney Love and Brad Pitt for women]
Get punched
10. You can save the life of a homeless, crack-addicted junkie with AIDS for at least a day, but probably not for longer than a few months. To do this, you must blind a sign-language speaking mountain gorilla with a straightened coat hanger. Would you do it?
As selfish as this sounds. I wouldn't risk it.
11. Would you rather be 325 lbs, or have Tourette's Syndrome?
325 lbs. I've already been battling a mental disability for most of my life. I don't want to battle a different one.
12. Would you rather have amazing sex with over 1000 people in your lifetime, but remain alone, or have sex with only one person ever and love each other forever?
Be in love and be loved back
13. Would you rather vomit after every orgasm you had, or only have one orgasm a month?
I have a feeling that if I threw up every single time I had sexual relations with my partner I'd be getting A LOT less than once a month so I'll take the second option.
14. Would you rather live in the year 1487, 1798, or 1935?
1935. It would be tough, but the fashion was cooler and there is a higher possibility of indoor plumbing.
15. Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or the Alien?
Wolverine. His healing factor would be enough to kick Alien ass.
16. Would you rather go to prison for murder or hate-crime?
Murder.
17. Would you rather be attacked by a tiger or a shark?
Tiger. I'd rather die at the hands of something fluffy.
18. Who is cooler [substitute 'sexier' for women], James Bond or Indiana Jones?
Indiana Jones all the way! Bond is cool and all but as a future history teacher and as someone who has seen the first three Indiana Jones movies at least 15-20 times, I say Jones!
19. Would you rather live in Tanzania or Siberia?
Siberia
20. Would you rather burn to death in a car accident, or die by esophageal cancer?
I really don't know. I guess burning would be quicker? But I don't know.
