Get ready: it's the real, the fantastic RENNY! (In a goofy mood tonight, sorry)
Email:
[email protected] - and no, I don't want to know how to make my penis larger (I barely know what to do with what I've already got)
Age: 22 - old enough to get plastered, not old enough to rent a car. Who makes these laws?
City Born: St. Joseph, baby! Famous for its ugly yellow hospital (the one where I was born, the only thing I remember about it)
State Born: Missouri, which my family got the hell out of in a hurry- to move right next door to Illinois
Country Born: America, where men are men (most of them, anyway), and women wear shoulder pads. Seriously, that just looks weird.
Marital Status: As Chris Rock says, Single and Lonely, as opposed to Married and Bored
Number of children: Zero, thank God (try being a camp counselor for a summer and see if you still want to have kids)
Profession: Slacker -kidding, I'm actually starting my first real career-type job soon
Income: About $3,000 a year, so I really can't splurge on all the tickling porn I want to acquire. I'm trying to snag some Japanese DVD's before the sites that sell them disappear.
Home: Palm Springs, thanks to my parents' retirement. I live with them, but I get my own bathroom and I have no social life, so it's all good.
State: California. Come on, it's obvious, isn't it?
Country: Once again, good ol' USA, which, in all seriousness, is the best place to live on earth. For God's sake, people go hunting on full stomachs here.
Attened tickling gathering: No, I wouldn't know what do do with myself at one. Probably just stand in the corner and watch. (I gotta spend a lot of time around people to really warm up to them)
Purchased tickling videos: Are you kidding? That's my only outlet for my tickling passion. I've gotten them off the internet and from stores. True story, I saw my first vid in a porn store viewing booth when I was sixteen. I just walked in and they never asked for ID. I was scared s**tless I was going to get caught. I've thrown away several but saved the good scenes on blank tape. I also have around three thousand photos on my hard drive (I know one of you in this forum has got me beat in this department, but that's a huge number to me)
Tickler or Lee: Well, whenever I get the chance to actually tickle a girl, I'll be very happy, since that's been my dream since, oh, when I learned what a wet dream was. However, I could go the other way with a woman I trusted, after a few more years of growing up and thus giving up more macho pride.
Tickling Preference: M/F, because I project myself onto the role of the tickler. Also a big fan of */F, cartoons are great for that. However, I like F/F if the female tickler is some kind of authority figure that I don't find attractive, like a mean old lady or something. What that says about my personality, I have no idea, and my fellow TMF members are not shrinks, so that's that.
Religion: I don't follow any official organized religion, but I respect the spiritual side of life and I'm willing to listen to most anybody's point of view. However, if any of you reading this are Mormons, I'm sorry, you've freaked me out too many times.
Voter: Yeah, but in a perfect world, I'd rather not be. Gotta do it, though, or else rednecks will have ammo to attack you with if you complain about George W.
Voted in last election: Yes, and I actually felt a little part of me die when Kerry lost. I saw him in person during an internship I did in LA the summer of 2004, and he seemed like a nice, regular guy. Oh, well, America survived Ronald Reagan, didn't it?
Voter registration: Actually, not in California. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
Ethnicity: Actually, I think a person's ethnicity has to do with their attitude, not their skin color. My skin's white, but my attitude is white as well. I grew up in a nice neighborhood, my parents bought my car and paid for my college. So, I'm pretty much the whitest white guy I know. I should constantly wear a white suit and change my name to Mr. White. However, a black person once told me I danced well, so maybe not that white.
Am I ticklish: Yes, but the specifics are only going to be discovered by that aforementioned woman that I trust.
Preferred tickling spots: I can't really truly answer that, since I've never done a tickling session, but as far as tickling media is concerned, I lean toward upper and lower-body, but don't get me wrong, I appreciate the hell out of a good foot tickling.
Subscribe to pay sites: Not currently. I subscribe, download and collect as much porn as I can, then cancel. I've belonged to Tickle Hell about six times so far, and Tickling Paradise once. Everyone's got their opinions about those sites, but the bulk of what I get from them are still photos, and if the photo turns me on, it doesn't really matter if the model was actually ticklish or not.
Whew! I wanted to get creative, but maybe I've been just long-winded. If you didn't read all my inane ramblings, I completely udnerstand. Well, gotta go. I've got some more nothing to do. Peace.
-Renny