5 words after sex

[leafstk]

Now for my next number

 

[McNoodle]

You could have just asked! 😀

 

[beantown1982]

What is your name again?

and

I called you a cab.

or

Did I mention I'm married.

 

[Lamashtu]

what the hell is snuggling

i'd like a cigarette now

 

[tickle-me-rosie]

You got cuter after sex!

 

[kered]

Your sister does it better.

 

[CD216]

"Herpes... It's gonna come back."

 

[tickle-me-rosie]

I need a shower now

 

[Mike3355]

I have had much better

 

[tickle-me-rosie]

You lasted a little longer!

 

[kered]

Sorry about the broken bed.

 

[tickle-me-rosie]

^Actually it was broken before

 

[McNoodle]

I just won a bet.

 

[kered]

Your breath is really stinky.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Quiet, you'll wake my parents! 😱

 

[PosthumousLusts]

Wow, is it over already?

 

[Lamashtu]

Can I have some more?

 

[leafstk]

You like it like that? 😀

 

[Lamashtu]

You're getting worse with age

 

[leafstk]

Tell that to the Wife

 

[tickle-me-rosie]

Next time more foreplay please.

 

[Lamashtu]

You should go get tested.

 

[Angel77]

Look at what you did!

 

[leafstk]

My God... what is that!??!

 

[Lamashtu]

Your grandpa does it better.