Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine.
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the
middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and
asked,
"Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Click here to
learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg
They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the
engine.
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the
middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and
asked,
"Is there a 710 on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there." Click here to
learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg
that was awesome! haven't heard that one before! excellent! 
