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a blonde joke... sighs..

isabeau

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a blonde wouldn't move out of first class on an airplane.. no matter the fact that she had purchased a coach ticket, she insisted on keeping her seat in first class.. nothing no one said would make her change her mind, or relinquish her seat.

finally a flight attendant said

"look, the first class section is going to boston.. and you are going to chicago, which is the destination of the coach section"

"o ok" and with that, the blonde moved back to coach..

isabeau
 
:jester: :jester: Good one Mel. And here i was thinking that you hated blond jokes...lol 🙂
 
Dário F said:
:jester: :jester: Good one Mel. And here i was thinking that you hated blond jokes...lol 🙂

hence the sigh in the title.. lol... someone told me this joke, and i just had to share it.

isabeau :Kiss1:
 
*bangs head against desk*

Oh Izzy... you really aren't doing us any favours lol. 🙄

Funny all the same. 😀
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
*bangs head against desk*

Oh Izzy... you really aren't doing us any favours lol. 🙄

Funny all the same. 😀


hey hon.. i figure if you can't lick them, join them right? besides, one catches more flies with honey.. hmm did that make sense?

venray.... why do you ask?? was it that good? hehehe

isabeau
 
isabeau said:
hey hon.. i figure if you can't lick them, join them right? besides, one catches more flies with honey.. hmm did that make sense?

venray.... why do you ask?? was it that good? hehehe

isabeau
Can't lick them? Lmao. I'd rather not lick them, even if I could. (Well, maybe kered. 😛 ) Wait... I think we use this phrase over here... except we say 'beat' not 'lick'. :dogpile:

But yeah... what you said did make sense. 😀
 
Thanks, Melanie. :jester: For being such a good sport, I`m going to send you a gift card to a blondes only shoe store. Every shoe in the store has the TGIF label. (toes go in first). :wow:
 
unclebill said:
Thanks, Melanie. :jester: For being such a good sport, I`m going to send you a gift card to a blondes only shoe store. Every shoe in the store has the TGIF label. (toes go in first). :wow:
LMAO....unclebill just hit one out of the park! :jester:
 
Dear Izzy;

isabeau said:
hey hon.. i figure if you can't lick them, join them right? besides, one catches more flies with honey.. hmm did that make sense?

venray.... why do you ask?? was it that good? hehehe

isabeau
You are welcome to both lick me and join me, anytime.

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
unclebill said:
Thanks, Melanie. :jester: For being such a good sport, I`m going to send you a gift card to a blondes only shoe store. Every shoe in the store has the TGIF label. (toes go in first). :wow:

hmmm i gotta admit thats not bad.. i know you didn't make that up.. tis too good..

Mastertank :blush: :blush: :blush:

isabeau :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou :bouncybou
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
*bangs head against desk*

Oh Izzy... you really aren't doing us any favours lol. 🙄

Funny all the same. 😀
Victory is mine!!!!!!


Say it with me Heavenly........

VICTORY IS MINE! :wub:
 
Illtcklu said:
Victory is mine!!!!!!


Say it with me Heavenly........

VICTORY IS MINE! :wub:
Oh so despite being a pain is the ass, you'll still talk to me? 🙄 Oh well, good to know. :woot:

And ha, you wish. Izzy might have gone with the whole "if you can't lick 'em, join 'em" thing... but I'll never give in... even if you try to tickle me into it. 😛

Well come on, someone has to man the (blonde) fort! :xpeepsofa
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
Oh so despite being a pain is the ass, you'll still talk to me? 🙄 Oh well, good to know. :woot:

And ha, you wish. Izzy might have gone with the whole "if you can't lick 'em, join 'em" thing... but I'll never give in... even if you try to tickle me into it. 😛

Well come on, someone has to man the (blonde) fort! :xpeepsofa
Pick a spot and start licking!!!!! :redheart:
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
I don't get it. :xpeepsofa But it's probably something suitably facetious as usual. 🙄 😛
Now see there you go asuming I'm being facetious without even understanding what I'm saying. *sighs* I'm hurt.





..................even though in this case I was, it hurts for you to say *tear*
 
Illtcklu said:
Now see there you go asuming I'm being facetious without even understanding what I'm saying. *sighs* I'm hurt.





..................even though in this case I was, it hurts for you to say *tear*
I'm sorry but I can't be seen to show remorse :shake:... especially to you. 😛
 
Omg I've just realised what you meant with the whole "pick a spot and start licking" thing. And eww, now I wish I hadn't. :shake:
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
Omg I've just realised what you meant with the whole "pick a spot and start licking" thing. And eww, now I wish I hadn't. :shake:


:jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester: :jester:

isabeau
 
HeavenlyTickle said:
You mean you got what he meant in under 45 minutes? :shock:

yea contrary to popular myth... i am a smart blonde. lol

isabeau 😉
 
Isabeau has put up with my.................what's the word you used HT? Facetiousness, a lot longer. She knows my style...... :jester:

Although your learning at a remarkably fast rate HT! :scared:
 
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