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A Boy and His Bicycle

Big_Dogg85

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A son asks his father if he can buy him a bicycle

His father replies "I'm sorry son but we have a $300 000 mortgage on our house, we can't afford to buy you a bicycle."

The next morning the father comes down the stairs to see his son exiting the front door with a suitcase in hand.

The father asks his son "Where are you going?"

The son replies "Well last night when I walked past your room I heard you tell mom that you were pulling out. Then I heard her yell for you to hold on because she was coming and I'll be damned if I'm going to stay here with a $300 000 mortgage and no bike."

Whaddya think? 😀
 
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