A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the
same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste. "Well! l," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,"Oh My God ~
They're assholes!!!"
graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the
same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
The children began:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange........orange."
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste. "Well! l," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,"Oh My God ~
They're assholes!!!"
