Knox The Hatter
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A Chicken... A Horse ... and a Harley...
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.
One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to
sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the
farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no
avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken
spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken
sped off with a length of rope, hoping he'd be in time to save his friend's
life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken
arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the
chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the
farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the
powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse and the
farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two
animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began
to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a
moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the
chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the
pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving
his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks..."
