A Great Signature

[jrubicante]

"His johnson appears bigger after some alchohol."

I'm not sure if all the people here realize how clever this one is 😀

 

[MayDay1]

My last post here was pure falderal.
It may be immature but I had a ball!
Before any prudes get their sails in a squall
Check my new title! F*** it all!

 

[Cbarton]

Only you MayDay...only you....... 🙂)

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

The women are blind to what a great guy you are...want me to like...smack one around so she can see it? Have one in mind? -laughs-

as far as any women goes, you got the Hollywood brother permission to smack any of them that complain about not finding a good guy or about being lonly

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

-laughs- Oh good! *starts with my best friend, she was that way up until the summer*

 

[HOLLYWOOD]

so the Hollywood Brother wants to know what happened over this summer. Was there some summer loveing like in grease that turned into true lifetime romantic love?

 

[AphroditeRabbit]

Oh well she's had terrible luck with men, and always seems to pine and cry for the ones that treat her like crap. Incidentally I'm the one to wipe the tears because of those asshats. So it makes me mad at some point that she keeps doing it and never learns her lesson.

However, this summer she met a fantastic guy at a concert that will bend over backwards to do anything for her. (He lives an hour away yet he drives to her house to do things like mow the lawn, tend to the horses, and clean her house while she's gone. He cooks, he has the chivalry bit down pat, he buys for everything (she has to sneak money into his stuff when he's not aware..)). Basically he worships the ground she walks on and nothing is to great of a request to be done. His motto is "If it makes you happy, that's what I want for it to be." to her. All she has to do is ask, and he'll do it. She feels the same about him and also tries to do anything possible to make him happy. Truly she's made out like a bandit 🙂