A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their chatting at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma comes first. I come. Dennis come and dennis come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul mouthed swine!!!" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don`t talk about out sex lives in public."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the Italian man. Imma just tella my friend how to spella Mississippi.

"Emma comes first. I come. Dennis come and dennis come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."
"You foul mouthed swine!!!" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don`t talk about out sex lives in public."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the Italian man. Imma just tella my friend how to spella Mississippi.


