AffectionateDan
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The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of George W.
Bush to honor his achievements.
In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to
envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the
following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.
Bush to honor his achievements.
In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to
envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the
following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.
Now where the hell is my microscope???
