paracarl44
Wielder of 100 Feathers
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A lady walks into a Pet Store and notices that a parrot is On Sale for a low price of just $50.00.
She asks the owner: "Why are you selling the parrot so cheap".
The owner replies: "This parrot lived in a house of prostitution and has picked up some very embarrasing language".
The lady says that she has heard colorful language before, and purchases the parrot.
She brings the parrot home and uncovers his cage. The parrot looks around and says: "New home, new madam".
About this time her two teenage daughters return home and the parrot looks at them and says: "New home, new madam, new girls".
Now of course the lady and her daughters are slightly embarrased by this but just laugh it off.
Next the ladies husband, Keith comes home.
The parrot looks at him and says: "Hi, Keith".
She asks the owner: "Why are you selling the parrot so cheap".
The owner replies: "This parrot lived in a house of prostitution and has picked up some very embarrasing language".
The lady says that she has heard colorful language before, and purchases the parrot.
She brings the parrot home and uncovers his cage. The parrot looks around and says: "New home, new madam".
About this time her two teenage daughters return home and the parrot looks at them and says: "New home, new madam, new girls".
Now of course the lady and her daughters are slightly embarrased by this but just laugh it off.
Next the ladies husband, Keith comes home.
The parrot looks at him and says: "Hi, Keith".
