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A Post-NHLee Treat

Snail Shell

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IT SUCKS BEING SICK
More terrible poetry by SNAIL SHELL

The spanking. The biting.
The friendship. The laughter.
The tragedy of NHLee
Happened the day after.

What a tragedy is was
Oh boy, did it stick
Once they all left
Everyone was sick sick sick sick.

They were sick in their noses
They were sick in their pinkies
They were sick in their toeses
And their Mute Button binkies

So they all called in sick
They all laid in their beds
While memories of NHLee
Danced in their heads

A tie match it was
To see who’s the best
When Jeff had his throwdown
With HDS

CrystalLight and Tortuga
Played with RobAce’s bum
And made it go Om nom nom
Nom nom nom nom

Baldy and BrightEyes
Had their trivia game
Baldy claims that he won
Which Brighty thought was lame

So an idea to cheer her up
Was made and it was swell
Erik sat at the piano
And we danced like Caramel

RobAce and MexicanGoofy
Did radio shows with a smirk
To the cheer from the backyard
GO TEAM YARDWORK!

We partied all weekend
We had a ball
While Amnesiac and his camera
Captured it all.

It’s times like this
When it plainly clear to see
How much we love each other
And how much we thank Lee

It’s not just a party
It’s more like a home
Which is the reason I went all emo
And wrote you this poem

I hope that you liked it
That you’ll put it to use
As we all try to get over
The Post-Gathering Blues

Getting back to a happy spot
A good place in your head
Isn’t always that easy though
So try this one instead…

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You know how I feel everyone. Take care of yourself. Drink some soup and cheer the hell up, eh? :wavingguy:smilelove:tickle::cuddle:

Snail Shell
 
There once was a man named Snail
Who would give his left nut to not fail.

And for this he was the best
He has a heart bigger then the rest.

And tickling his hips makes him wail. :manicd:
 
There once was a man named Snail
Who would give his left nut to not fail.

And for this he was the best
He has a heart bigger then the rest.

And tickling his hips makes him wail. :manicd:

That was beautiful, Crystal!
 
There once was a man named Snail
Who would give his left nut to not fail.

And for this he was the best
He has a heart bigger then the rest.

And tickling his hips makes him wail. :manicd:

Iz nice poem thx, but iz no story. :cuddle: :smilelove

We'll have to do it again some time. 🙂

Miss you!

Snail Shell
 
Epic win. *Wipes a tear from his eye* I continue to laugh at the memory of the om nom nom Robbutt. 😀
 
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