A question

[General Zod]

If you bet a hooker $100 she couldn't give you an orgasm,would that be prostitution or gambling?

 

[Dave2112]

...and what happens if someone scares you half to death...

...twice?

🙄

 

[BigJim]

How did Oliver Reed celebrate?

 

[shark]

Is it still prostitution if the hooker likes you so much that she refunds your $100?

 

[BigJim]

Is it still prostitution if the hooker likes you so much that she refunds your $100?

I wish I could find one that cheap!

 

[General Zod]

Hey Kal-El how did Oliver Reed celebrate?

 

[BigJim]

Hey Kal-El how did Oliver Reed celebrate?

Errrmmmmmm........that the point General. No-one knows how he celebrated. Oliver Reed was an alcoholic and was always guzzling champagne and other stuff, so it's hard to imagine what else he could have done when he was celebrating.

 

[General Zod]

I didn't know he was an alchoholic BigJIm Learn something new everyday🙂

 

[maverick83]

Something I never understood. How can prostitution be illegal? It's not illegal to give someone money. It's not illegal to have sex. But if the two things are related, it's suddenly illegal. Personally, I don't care. I wouldn't engage in that type of activity. I just don't agree with prohibiting people from it.

 

[jason19tk]

Is it still prostitution if the hooker likes you so much that she refunds your $100?

Would Bill Clinton have gotten in less trouble if he had just had sex with a prositute and not Monica?

Does Peter Parker have problems with those barbs he grows for wall-crawling when he has sex wit Mary Jane? ( after all, he can grow them ANYWHERE on his body)

And would Spidey be tempted to make kids freak by sticking something to his face? Gives a whole new meaning to "keep your eye on the ball", doesn't it?

 

[BigJim]

I didn't know he was an alchoholic BigJIm Learn something new everyday🙂

I forgot to mention he also dies of alcohol poisoning and liver damage. 😀