A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your
stub."
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your
stub."