A really nasty lesson (disgusting joke)

[steph]

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy
class
with a real corpse.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a
white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is
necessary to have 2 important qualities as a Doctor.


The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Human
body."
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger
in
the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.


"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually
took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking
on
it.


When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation.


I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Next time, pay attention."

 

[General Zod]

LMAO That was funnt Steph I needed that laugh

 

[steph]

I'm glad you liked it gen! Yanno how your friends as a kid always tried to make you laugh so hard that your MILK came out your nose? Well guess what? Yes, really!
XOXO

 

[sole seeker]

LOL! OMG that was funny!

Thanks, Steph. I needed that.

 

[desdemona]

You know, in vet school, they tell a similar joke with a little variation.
When cows get sick and go off feed, the often become ketotic. One way to check for this with a urine dipstick - looking for a color change. But when such sticks weren't readily available, the vet would "dip" a finger in, pretend to taste it, say to the farmer "this tastes sweet, doesn't it?" Then let the farmer taste it to verify...

 

[steph]

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, Steph. 😀